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Old Ink @WSJ. Satire & history is all that's left. Metal Men /Bear Hunting with the Politburo/Mona Lisa's Pajamas/ Rolling Stone Book of Beats. See ya'll on TV.

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Comme les Français changent le nom de leurs partis politiques plus souvent qu’ils ne changent les couches des bébés, je propose la création d’un nouveau parti, immaculé : le Foulard.
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COP31: The end of the world has an excellent retirement plan - Türkiye Today

COP31: The end of the world has an excellent retirement plan - Türkiye Today

COP31 needs more than declarations about the future; it needs binding policies, credible climate finance, real emissions cuts and a fossil-fuel transition that survives contact with corporate...

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COP31: The end of the world has an excellent retirement plan - Türkiye Today

COP31: The end of the world has an excellent retirement plan - Türkiye Today

COP31 needs more than declarations about the future; it needs binding policies, credible climate finance, real emissions cuts and a fossil-fuel transition that survives contact with corporate...

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US midterms 2026: A grand ballroom for a party in ruins - Türkiye Today

US midterms 2026: A grand ballroom for a party in ruins - Türkiye Today

In J. D. Salinger's 'Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Seymour Glass' struggles with a world of unbearable phoniness; the Trump family, meanwhile, has built a...

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Trump’s going-out-of-business sale: One democracy, slightly used - Türkiye Today

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The president may be politically crippled, but the man with the golden grift still has teeth and two years to burn America down

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Cazart! the age of magical thinking has become dangerous - Türkiye Today

Cazart! the age of magical thinking has become dangerous - Türkiye Today

From a stranded luxury cruise to purported billions and an army in Haiti, the modern miracle comes with a sales pitch—and a bill

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US midterms 2026: Time is on Tyla's ankle. Trump isn't so lucky - Türkiye Today

US midterms 2026: Time is on Tyla's ankle. Trump isn't so lucky - Türkiye Today

The South African musician Tyla Laura Seethal broke the rules of fashion and made something interesting; Washington keeps breaking the rules of government and somehow makes everything worse

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America is at risk. Is that covered? - Türkiye Today

America is at risk. Is that covered? - Türkiye Today

Trump’s America is now a three-card monte operation, with the president shuffling the deck and the public underwriting the losses

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2026 at the ballot box: The November men who would rather not know - Türkiye Today

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For the upcoming midterms, the country will elect all 435 members of the House of Representatives and 35 senators, determining control of Congress for the remaining two years of Donald Trump's second...

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Send sanctions, bots and dummies: The midterms hit the fan - Türkiye Today

Send sanctions, bots and dummies: The midterms hit the fan - Türkiye Today

Midterms are approaching in the US, and it's time to choose which expensively dressed strangers will spend the next two years on cable news explaining why nothing can be done

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The NFL has referees. Democracy could use a few - Türkiye Today

The NFL has referees. Democracy could use a few - Türkiye Today

From Paris to Pittsburgh, politics has become a contact sport. This weekend, Paris gets the American version

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First thieves, now protesters. The Louvre’s security problem goes beyond its walls - Türkiye Today

First thieves, now protesters. The Louvre’s security problem goes beyond its walls - Türkiye Today

A year after the Louvre heist, student protests expose a deeper threat: Europe's museums can no longer remain insulated from the crises around them

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Croque-mort: Why wait for Nov. 3 midterms when you can bury democracy now? - Türkiye Today

Croque-mort: Why wait for Nov. 3 midterms when you can bury democracy now? - Türkiye Today

Across the Atlantic, America has acquired its own croque-morts, men waiting to pronounce democracy dead while it still draws breath

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Молодець - батьки у колумбійському університеті пишаються
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Everything you never wanted to know about Putin’s war but were forced to watch anyway - Türkiye...

Everything you never wanted to know about Putin’s war but were forced to watch anyway - Türkiye...

When the Soviet Union fell, the KGB’s reptiles didn’t disappear. They went into business, learned the price of everything, and kept their appetite for power

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From tarot cards to ballistic missiles, the age of make-believe is killing us - Türkiye Today

From tarot cards to ballistic missiles, the age of make-believe is killing us - Türkiye Today

Washington wants the oil, Riyadh wants protection, Tehran wants leverage, the Houthis want to survive, but nobody wants to foot the bill

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Turks are barbaric Mongolians, says Greek MEP Fragkos hours before checking DNA results - Türkiye...

Turks are barbaric Mongolians, says Greek MEP Fragkos hours before checking DNA results - Türkiye...

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From snake oil to private jets, the louche go grift class - Türkiye Today

From snake oil to private jets, the louche go grift class - Türkiye Today

Welcome to the Land of the Fee and the Home of the Grift, where the Constitution is sacred, the expense account is bottomless, and the national motto might as well be In 'God We Trust—All Others Pay...

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The apocalypse is coming. Please observe the safety instructions - Türkiye Today

The apocalypse is coming. Please observe the safety instructions - Türkiye Today

After 250 years as a republic, America now requires written assurances that an election will be followed by the installation of the people who won it

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Palestine’s new fall collection: Ballots, old men and return of democracy - Türkiye Today

Palestine’s new fall collection: Ballots, old men and return of democracy - Türkiye Today

Palestinians are finally getting their shot at the ballot box again—20 years in the making, with votes set for Nov. 28

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