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Nobody tosses a dwarf.. like I do. 5-time Olympic dwarf tossing gold medalist. 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

Canada
Joined February 2011
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My sister said my kid runs like a titan.. and I don't think she's wrong
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Nah nah nah dude. You’re not that guy. Sit with your yap shut and nod along with the imperialist machine while the leopards eat your face. You chose the bag over your self respect.
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I am "the better dad in the whole wise world"
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She's.. She's holding her hair on the scale, though?
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Hell nah this mf heard “40 minors”
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He had his hand off the mouse so he couldn't look other directions
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My kids (3 & 4) started playing Nintendo a while ago; smash bros and Mario Kart, 4 yo plays pokemon. I downloaded the NES and SNES emulators and now they only want to play those "new games", which are older than me in some cases.
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Who the fuck made Wh-HEE-HEE-s
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Bluey is a weird show. A show that actively makes my feel guilty and like a worse father for letting them watch TV because the kids in the show never watch TV and their Dad plays a random ass game every ep. Bro, I'm tired.
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Arguing with the wife. Her: "it's not that you're always wrong, it's just that you've never been right, yet."
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Plant clipping are like pokemon cards for moms
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The Borrower's looking type shit
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Remember how cool the CW arrowverse was at the start? Then you tune in a couple years later and it's like watching power rangers
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Boeing is an amazing, multifaceted company. From putting planes 35000 feet in the air to putting their safety inspectors 6 feet under ground, they are the masters of the y-axis.
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I'm not Indiana Jones
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Dude missed every time
62 year old taekwondo master
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Pop up after a tsunami looking like raditz
Tsunami Survival Capsule [📹 techtoday_media] teapawt.net/i/status/1773349969052…
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Holes is a 10/10. Banger cast. Pacing is good. Doesn't feel like a cheese kid movie 21 years later. Soundtrack is a bop.
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Kendrick "you're a pedo. You fuck with children. Your whole crew predators. You have a secret daughter" Drake on ig: "I ain't got no daughter"
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Drake listening to meet the grahams finding out he has another child
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