Ex Smash Bros “pro” . 🍌🐒 Musician. 🎼 33. 🎂 (NJ) 🌎 New to running. 🏃

NJ (United States) 🇺🇸
Joined August 2015
You think all these women are happy getting lbs of filler injected into their lips, face lifts, tummy tucks, implants of any kind, etc will ever find happiness? Absolutely not. It’s almost a form of self sabotage. They hate themselves & are using their looks as scapegoat for why.
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You should be able to friend and unfriend yourself on social media.
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I lived basically the same life as a straight guy. I don’t often relate to a lot of my kind. Had parents that liked that I was ghey. No1 was homophobic beyond friendly jokes in middle school, & no1 tried to force their beliefs onto me. Had a way better life so far than 60-70%. 🫣
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Jogging has visibly made my legs and butt bigger. For how obsessed society is with ass you’d think they’d be jogging & biking non-stop like a hamster on its wheel. BBLs look nowhere near as good as an athletically natural good butt 😤
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Oh she ate nicki magaj up sooo bad 😭😭
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Nobody knows who either of these people are.
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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her eyebrows just pmo
fire the whole team
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هي حلوة صح بس حرفيا واجد بنات عربيات يشبهونها يعني تقريبا كل وحدة منا تعرف على الاقل بنت وحدة فيها لمحة منها يعني مادري ليش ملامحنا الشرقية ما صارو مثال للجمال الا لما امرأة بيضاء صارت تشبهنا…
não existe uma pessoa ter ESSE rosto
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Jesus christ why does P!nk look like that
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Super Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai says AI-generated games just copy ideas and systems from existing games He believes AI can't match the "originality" of human creators
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Jennifer Lawrence stuns for The Cut Magazine. 📸: Bryce Anderson
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The Venus labia catcher.
Please what's this name of this plant
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One of my kids made an origami boomerang. I was pretty impressed when I found it. The artist remains anonymous. We can only assume they weren’t paying attention however. 🪃🥷
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Noah Wyle has been announced as 2026 PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
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Anyone need boyfriend? Husband…? Searching for the 7.5/10 with the friendly personality of my dreams. 😚
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Saw the packaged sugar cane pieces & the market earlier this week & they looked rly good… but how do ppl use them? Was thinking abt using it to flavor tea, or maybe make other drinks like lemonade with it. What do ppl’d families use it for?
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Woman finds a hissing kitten under trash can — wait to see what makes him meow for the first time 💛
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Actually oboe is the BEST instrument. I can play piano too mildly, for mainstream instrument gooners as well however. 🎹
Replying to @ADHD_93
Why this instrument?! You really couldn't have picked anything better? 😂
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Heckler shouts out to Trump at rally: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!!! TRUMP: "Oh, go home." 😂🤣😂🤣 I'm DYING.
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how is this not a meme yet
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