International crime leader, treasure seeker, and hater of that funny guy from the 90's stunt flicks. A #JIΠZΣ¨ production - series: Jackie Chan Adventures.
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// GAAAAH I FINALLY GOT ACCESS BACK TO THIS ACCOUNT I HAD FORGOTTEN THE EMAIL OUT OF MY 900 BURNERS
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@ANDROlD_22 How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man, you still have the same shitty AI art up from the last time you pulled this dumb shit lmao
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"Pah! This is a disordinate amount of women trying to swindle my money! A foolish endeavor at best, do they think a seasoned crime lord doesn't know his way around a scam?! I could have all their bodies in a trunk by Saturday!
...Who am I kidding, my men can't even handle Chan."
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"And I do prefer to keep it that way if I can help it," he says in almost a mocking sigh of his own before he turned to face her fully. BSAA, huh?
"I have many associates in many fields, Miss... Almoar, but I assure you I have no PERSONAL stakes in things like 'bioterrorism'."
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"Are you confessing to being a /flasher/ now? You know, I hold contact with men who kill and eat deeply endangered species for their thrills and yet I still find /you/ more depraved every time I have to hear you.
You... and your frankly exhaustive banana commentary."
"Calling me rude only to spit back more insults? You're being very typical today, boy.
... Perhaps it's easier for them to find /you/ when you could easily write your hook-up number on that forehead of yours."
"Because that happens so often to you?
I can't feign surprise if it turns out you DO have women demanding financial support for whatever amount of rugrats you left them with."
@behindonbills She'd probably had her share of dealing with the occasional gang member in her years, but something about this man was... a tad different. He's willing to pay up VERY good money as long as she didn't tattle that he'd been in this area on his 'business trip' at all.
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He drug a hand down his face in sheer frustration as this little bird continued to make its demands.
"Do I look like a charity case? I hardly agreed to feed you much lessβ" A crashing sound was heard past his door, as well as familiar muffled voices raising volume wildly. >
They specifically said corn because it was their favorite; Any food would be welcome though.
The "leader" pigeon would close itself to the glass window, and pecked his message again, this time two separate words.
( F-o-o-d. ) as the first message, followed by a short pause.--
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"Yes yes, lovely and nothing I'm familiar with by any means. I'd even go as far as to give it a standing ovation... if you didn't TIE ME UP like a damsel for no bloody reason!
And here I assumed we were generally batting it for the same team."
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His eyes widened a bit both in part of this cryptic threat and the ability to summon what seemed like half the pigeons in the damned city all at once. It was a black skyscraper no less, one in NO need of bird crap disgracing it.
He leaned in close to the window, turned his hand>
Now of course, in the criminal underbelly you have to be fluent in many sorts of codes and languages to stay out of the ever-prying eyes of the law, so what seemed like an annoying racket at first was quickly becoming words. He mouthed it out to himself as he listened. >
( P-l-e-a-s-e! )
Funnily, it might look incriminating enough as an enemy spy of some sort.
But they are here just for free food.
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// I'll get to whatever I get when I get to it, but it occurred to me I hadn't made a starter call since shaking off hiatus, so yanno.
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@MrRoolBankRuler
...This was unusual. He's dealt with big rich men in suits, and he's dealt with talking lizards. Never the twain were supposed to meet, and yet.
"Was there something you needed to talk to me about, Mr..." He squints at the provided business card. "K. Rool?"
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Red Ribbon... These two words seem to follow him but all he knows of them, even for his deep connections, is that they were and then they promptly WEREN'T overnight - a whole army wiped out.
It's a bit far fetched to believe some recluse must be running it all themselves now. >
( persistent . she could make her leave now , but doing so would cause a more hostile reaction . )
β β¦ very well . β
( her hands folded behind her back once again . )
β if you havenβt figured it out yet already , then thereβs little you could do with a name alone . β
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He took them up to the roof of the steep building, for if Shendu still had the nerve to send shadowkhan to snoop on him it would be more apparent in plain sunlight and easy for 22 to dispatch.
Hands clasped behind his back, he looks to her while the wind whips their hair about.>
She just looked bored, idly spacing out and counting dust particles in her eye. When he finally bites, 22 would follow him leisurely.
Another fool roped into the endless quest of the Dragon Balls. He probably didn't need to know a certain clique of fighters who can bench press -
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Arguably the humiliation is mutual, impromptu haircut aside. After all, what kind of genocidal machine has THIS much beef with a single human?
"Ggh-- You-- I'm going t-- OWCH! STOP TH--"
Though nothing more humiliating than being hit with your own cane. That's playing dirty! >
The two ceaselessly jabbed and struck each other, even though it was not nearly lethal. To Seventeen, it was just like a territorial cat fight meant to humiliate him.
He could kill if he wanted, but he was just being petty and just wanted to make him suffer. It would--
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Looking at Spicer, it was probably true that he needed more protein in his diet. And /sunlight/ for that matter!
"That's why money talks, boy. You flash enough cash and many such complaints of morality cease. I won't say I'm not curious about whatever a serum implies, though..."
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