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Stop saying "utilize."

Roanoke, Virginia
Joined February 2011
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I've taken up cartooning as a hobby this year, so "real" books are on hold. The current comic books I'm reading regularly: 100 Bullets Groo Hello Darkness The Karman Blade Mind MGMT: New & Improved Six of Us Also slowly savoring Love and Rockets: Volume One.
men only: what are you reading right now?
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Free drag queen name: Dido Starvation.
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The Last Fish #artbots #carrington
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some of my favourite Hitchcock quotes
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Nine Discourses on Commodus, Part IX #artbots #twombly
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I'm staying up late to finish comics again. I have some other cool things that I've been working on to bring you tho
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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I loved β€œYou Can See Everything” because it was nice to finally see an honest portrayal of heterosexual relationships
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Replying to @kevincostner
@kevincostner I came up with this idea for a sequel to Field of Dreams where there exists a hell for people who play baseball
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SY ABLEMAN: The Matrix is… eminently habitable.
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You're not allowed to say "fuck" on Saturday Night Live, as its primary audience is preteens.
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I spent my 20s reading philosophy and theory and whatnot, so now my 30s are all about fun. Lao Tzu figured everything out in 4 B.C. anyway.
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Things that lowkey fell off: - girls doing facemasks and putting cucumbers on their eyes -guys holding signs at airports with people’s names on them -large crowds with one or two nuns in them
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If Trump is endorsing Schumer, you know Schumer is going to protect Trump. This is a no go.
Trump throws his support behind Chuck Schumer: β€œChuck Schumer probably gets it [Majority Leader]. He is not a bad guy. I know him very well.” At this point anyone who thinks change is coming from the duopoly isn’t paying attention. We need a revolution.
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You could market a movie with "Look, this guy that you like is in it!" Millions of people would jump through plate-glass windows to see it.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything.
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When George Floyd was restrained and asphyxiated to death, the bodycams were on.
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Why You Little! Pony
Showed my kid the 80s My Little Pony and one of the ponies is unmistakably Nancy Cartwright doing an early Bart Simpson voice
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The whole thing is a 61-year brainwashing program to turn hippies into complacent sheep.
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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