Editor, writer, fermentation enthusiast.

Joined March 2019
Going out on a limb here and suggesting that the people who spend apparently 85% of their mental resources obsessing over the genitals of the people in a public restroom with the are way creepier than people who just go there to pee.
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The flu shot that keeps your grandma from dying every October is a vaccine, dipshits.
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Vivek for sure has a dominatrix.
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Breaking: Trump to nominate a tornado for HUD secretary.
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I miss having a fun site where millions of people could create and share clever one liners throughout huge national events.
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Ricola has the opportunity to make the absolute funniest ad for cough drops in history right now.
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Thoughts and prayers
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Don't worry, everyone. Joe will call the SCOTUS decision "malarkey" and that will save us all.
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The convention has not nominated a candidate yet. The Democrat Party has a patriotic duty and a moral obligation to nominate someone other than Joe Biden.
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12 random New Yorkers exhibit more moral courage and strength of character than every single Republican Senator.
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Maybe some day soon, someone will take a big knife and cut into everything, and we'll find out that the past 8 years have really been made of cake all along.
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A 14th amendment has just struck the Trump candidacy.
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Financial advice in 2023 is getting perilously close to my internal monologue when I'm in a bout of severe depression.
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CEOs will literally call on governments to deliberately undermine the wellbeing of their own citizens to benefit corporations instead of going to therapy.
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Well this is best chance I'll ever have to be cast as Batman.
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It's funny how being grounded went from a punishment to the goal you and your therapist are working toward.
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Just in: health insurance is pure evil, and we should burn it to the ground.
Lee Mazurek had been on medication to keep his chronic disease at bay for nine years when a @Cigna employee flagged his case for review. The company estimated it could save $98,000+ if he switched parts of his treatment plan. Then came the denial. 🧵👇👇
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They're banning history books because if you read history books, you know exactly why they're banning them.
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And suddenly the @MerriamWebster page for the word "indict" crashes due to a colossal traffic spike.
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I feel like our culture was doing a little better when we idolized more guitarists who did a lot of cocaine than it is now that we idolize tech billionaires who do a lot of DMT.
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