#FlavorUp

Wonder if @sblaskovich is aware of this clip….? (About 1/2 way through.)

Dear @Starbucks : Please partner with @Braums_IceCream and add A2 milk to your offerings so I don’t have to order a drink with soy milk. Also, please discount my drink if I order “no whip” because I’m consuming less product. Thank you. (And bring back Toffee Nut) #PSL

My less than one year old @Keurig thinks it’s 10:AA pm. It’s 10:02…

Does #BakeOff think Americans only buy their cookies from a mall? I didn’t recognize any of those “American Style Cookies”.

I cancelled @STARZ and they keep charging me. Wish I still knew people in their Denver office.

But a harp?

I received a delivery from @Walmart and I don’t think it was meant for me and I’m afraid to open it. Can I DM a pic of the label so someone can figure it out?

East @FBTX is a food desert w/ a huge amount of apartments coming. #TraderJoes won’t come in because it’s “too close” to another store more than 5 miles away. Nobody is crossing the Tollway, Montfort & Preston to get groceries. Come on, TJ’s…you’re everywhere in California.

I’ve seen commercials where people find a box of @Swiffer products mysteriously left on their porch. How can I get on that distribution list….?

I’ve come to the conclusion that a spoon is inadequate for enjoying all of the product in a vessel of yogurt.

Cooking with a 2017 @RobertMondavi and had to reserve some for myself. Oh, how I’ve missed you…

Guess @Starbucks might wanna pull some ad spending away from @dallasnews now…

I had the absolute lightest of mists. For about half a minute. My lawn is the new Bonneville Salt Flats.

What happened to @Dyson customer support? The call kept breaking up and the “agent” was more concerned with reading a script than listening. I need to speak with either a U.S. or European-based support person. Now.

And he was born in England.

I’ve tried and failed to reach @Arbys . When I click “forgot password” on their website, I get a month’s worth of spam calendar invites that I can’t delete. Their website will only let me comment on a specific location & not the website. Arby’s has lost my business. Forever.

Dear @Starbucks : If I order a #PSL with soy, and no whip, I shouldn’t be charged the full upgrade price since I’m getting one less product (the whipped cream), than anyone else would receive. Thank you.

It means they’re going to announce a BBQ restaurant and are worried that if they’re here, fans of other BBQ places will get all stabby, because “them’s fightin’ words!”

The @Arbys app is corrupted. Every time I select “Forgot Password” (I never had one - I’m trying to sign up), I get spam calendar invites I can’t delete. Fix this or you can keep your “meats”.