𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗

Sp-Spirit has been s-singing down the halls for h-hours since our midnight shift started!

"pot, meet kettle. anyways. i have very important work to attend to! go do the things that caused your ex-wife to leave you so i may get back to retrieving much needed data on a particular weapon."

"pfft— at least the students like me. i already have the plans ready. you can call me a freak, a madman and a lunatic but, what you can't call me is unprepared."

"the fact you're still working at the academy and not on a list of some kind is honestly very surprising!"

"and the school has the money to fund your many onlydeaths subscriptions?"

"hang on a minute — if you're in charge of the payroll then /WHY/ are my projects not being funded?"

"oh how /FUN/. you really think you can take me, senpai? i suppose i'll have to remind you of why you were once soooo scared of me~"

"lawsuit time. hold still, i'm going to waterboard you."

× LUNGES AT FRANKEN! TACKLES HIM DOWN LIKE A FOOTBALL! × RUN, SPIRIT! PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO LIVE! BECAUSE YOU'RE.... LORD DEATH'S CHOSEN WEEEAAAPPOOOOON!

"do i need to get a hose?"

SPIIIIIRRRIIIIIIITTT! × REACHING OUT! × DON'T LET HIM AFFECT MY PAY! PLLEEAAAASE!!

she can't help you.

× STANDS IN FRONT OF HER BOSS!! × HURT M-ME INSTEAD!

"... spirit? what the hell are you even talking about?"

i'm going to dissect you now.

they believe you're /what/?

i get the feeling i'm going to be hearing this a lot more than i wish to be hearing. there won't be any waterboarding — unrelated but how tall are you again, senpai?

counterpoint: black star. ...need i say more?

it was a simple question! i wasn't going to do it. well...

can we legally waterboard our students?