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God first. Comfort is the dream killer. I grow magical plants, I also sell cars. psychonaut, excuse me while I’m trippin around. 🥑 @primusdao #spaceshost

St Louis, MO
Joined May 2020
The size of your garden is more important than the size of your house.
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Man I’m so pissed. Fuck bots and fees making all the money on my Denver show. I’m literally LOSING money putting this show on for u guys and other people profit off it. Fuck this . I had the ticket price originally at less than they went for and the fees are crazy. This sucks for both me and my fans. I am sorry . I actually am so bummed, we have to bring in all the production and are spending the rest of our money fitting the place out with a bunch of halloween stuff, which I hope y’all like.
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Why is therapist spelled like "the rapist". .
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My calendar looks like a Tetris board having a stroke.
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When that dose kicks in and your bones start feeling extra wet.
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This doctor just looked my pregnant wife in the face and said she should be drinking Celsius and alhani for her exhaustion.... I am exhausted with these people.
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It's 2026, can we reset the monopoly board yet?
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Calling homeschool kids sheltered from inside your 8hr a day shelter is wild.
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Fools.Dream retweeted
Among sober people , I am a junkie and among junkies , I am sober
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Either the fear goes away, or the opportunity does.
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Someone please tell me how I have angered the @Google gods? 🫠
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Who doesn't like free money? Here for my $31.00 from @RevenueFamily
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We express our feelings through memes, that's probably not goin anywhere.
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I have a mullet now. That's it, that's the post.
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I'm back.
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Replying to @G59_Xan
real environmentalists go in raw
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Where's the lie
Leftists: We hate the rich Also Leftists: Please rich people pay for everything
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I'm having a girl!
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Tell me how the final destination franchise traumatized you. I'll start, log carrying trucks.
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Always lock your card when cancelling an insurance policy, they be scamming and saying sorry like they aren't hip.
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