☆ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙 𝗠orbius 《

Uhh uhh... let me think... Women belong in the kitchen

Am I doing a good job?

I'm not really sure I'm just trying my best to be offensive.

robots are meant to be seen, not heard.

“ Mhmm .. you must’ve been SO bored without me ~.” Not the reaction she was hoping for, but she’s rolling with it, trying to push his buttons .

“ Thought your day could do with some brightening.. or ruining, whatever~.” Her hands are holding onto his shoulders, bringing him back into her arms .

Lead the way, hun.

She’s casually treading over to him from behind, slinging both arms over his shoulders before pressing against him, a playful hum emitting from her lips . “ Guess who~.”

Tasty enough to eat

I mean, I have before

He'd taste like Spam

I wanna eat him whole

I do. People respect you enough, they should listen.

lemme at him

She’s already on her way to ruin his day . 💅

She just has to figure out how she's gonna move it first.

Especially his problem . 💕