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haji

@AHAJ_

MI ✨ AZ • swiftie • married to pat • taylor nation called me a bitch 3/18 but they also called me cute 6/09 • thoughts and tweets are my own 🏳️‍🌈

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Joined August 2012
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I would ask what era my wedding is but I got daylight lyrics tattooed on me in his handwriting and then we decided to elope and got married in our best friends’ backyard 3 days later. If that’s not Lover, i don’t know what is at every table, I’ll save you a seat 🩷
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Waiting for the day I read about Fated Mates that even comes close to them
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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if you wrapped your arms around me in my enclosure what else am i meant to think… i’m on the bear’s side
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@anindanetNov 3
Bir ayı, vücut ölçülerini alan veterinerin kendisine sarıldığını zannetti.
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Hasan was on another playing field last night and it was great
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They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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UNMISSABLE DAY ON TWITTER
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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I FEEL NONBINARY GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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Inject these posts into my veins
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starting tomorrow
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you’re not ready for michigan arabs, respectfully
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@Olivia_ReingoldNov 4
So far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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@PopBaseNov 4
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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TURN ALL THEM DATA CENTERS INTO PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOCATIONS. WOKE IS BACK. BOGO SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS
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@PolymarketNov 4
BREAKING: AI stock futures plunge across the board as a Democratic blue wave takes shape in the midterm elections.
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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literal nazi btw. you guys hate taylor swift more than you hate a literal nazi.
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@PopBaseNov 1
Ye breaks the record for the highest-attended hip-hop concert in U.S. stadium history, with more than 80,000 fans attending his show at Houston’s Reliant Stadium last night. (houstonchronicle.com/enterta…)
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I hate Malta so much. Idc that she’s cool later and idc that she’s a child I can’t stand her
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ITS WEEN 👻🎃
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