Writer of plays, comedy and passive aggressive emails. RADA. She/Her.
London, England
Joined July 2018
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Hannah Penn retweeted
Yesterday I caught myself considering getting a fringe and now I’m scared I’ll start doing coke or making other equally terrible decisions.
Male feminists will explain to you that shaving your pubes is giving in to the pressure of pedophilic beauty standards and then literally shave their face
If you think your NYE was a bit sad remember that I saw a guy in the park who was literally on a run at midnight.
Do people who say that bisexuals are lucky because they have more options really think there are more women who want to date me than there are homophobic men?
Just ended a set with a joke about men giving unsolicited comedy advice just to 30 minutes later receive some unsolicited advice from another act. Wild.
Hannah Penn retweeted
Why does @thetrainline not have a customer support number/chat for continental Europe? An email form is too slow to deal with issues customers have
That’s me!
Tonight we have some fantastic bum fun on the bill! Get on down to the Outhouse at 22:50 to see the fittest funny people on the planet!
@AidenBex @martinjdixon @AHannahPenn @gar_edward and @TheGreatTwatsby
#hotgays #standupcomedy #edfringe2019 #makeyourfringe #pbhfreefringe
Last night my improv show @PilotImprov did a split hour with a middle aged man performing a ceremony which involved him clicking and humming into a microphone about his divorce at midnight and if that’s not the most #edfringe thing ever idk what is.
Had the best time performing at the Big Gay @GABcomedy Night tonight. Always great to be reminded of how genuinely funny people who aren’t straight white men are.
Hannah Penn retweeted
blokes. we talk after u say bye. like ‘did he enforce a front hug when u went for a side? did he do the back-slap so it’d seem friendly? did he do the slide down to ur arse and grab ur waist?’ trust me we get witnesses, corroborate data. do that shit and ur name is in a damn file
I just ended an improv show by telling the audience “thank you for your attention” and it might be the most honest thing I’ve ever said on stage
Ladies if he
-keeps you warm at night
-but occasionally needs repressurising
He’s not your boyfriend he’s your boiler and there’s some very comprehensible tutorials on youtube
I just single handedly fixed a boiler and I think I finally know where men get all their confidence from
Hannah Penn retweeted
YEAH IVE DONE A COUPLE OF COMEDY COURSES, HAD TO CUT MY RAPE JOKE TONIGHT TOO MANY WOMEN IN BUT I RECKON IF ITS FUNNY ITS FUNNY KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOUVE GOTTA MAKE EM LAUGH THATS RULE ONE HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING THIS IS MY FIFTH GIG
