I dunno, probably busy fighting the urge to inflate my GoodReads numbers. Auburn alum. Substitute teacher. Sucker for a good redemption arc. Blue dot.
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Paula Claunch retweeted
All these videos about Mississippi are healing my soul but this one almost made me throw up I was laugh-screaming the entire time 💀
Paula Claunch retweeted
Trying to say this in the nicest way possible, but if you’re voting because you think kids are getting gender reassignment surgeries while at school, Congratulations…you’re the dumbest fucking person on the planet
Paula Claunch retweeted
With Darline Graham in trouble in South Carolina, remembering this famous tweet from her brother.
Paula Claunch retweeted
People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.
Paula Claunch retweeted
It’s crazy how many Alabama republicans I’ve heard be scared of Muslims. Brother you live in an unincorporated community outside sylacauga. What the fuck are you talking about?
Paula Claunch retweeted
“THIS is why we haven’t given up on Auburn.”
Auburn Football. Beating Georgia. The Auburn Family deserved this.
What Saturday meant to all of us, today on On The Line.
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Paula Claunch retweeted
MAGAs see a white kid shoot up a school, a white man shoot Charlie Kirk, a white man traffick kids on an island where a white woman helps him out, a white senator convicted for bribery, and on and on, then have the nerve to say this nation is being ruined by brown immigrants and Muslims.🤦♂️🤣
Paula Claunch retweeted
YOU'RE NOT PAYING TAXES FOR THE PROPERTY, YOU'RE PAYING YOUR TOWN FOR THE SERVICES IT PROVIDES. THE ROADS, POLICE, SCHOOLS, FIRE DEPARTMENT, LIBRARY, SNOW PLOWS, EMERGENCY SERVICES AND SO MUCH MORE.
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
Paula Claunch retweeted
Other than saving my life, if there's one thing colonoscopies have done for me, it's guarantee that I will never ever ever drink Gatorade or Powerade unless I have to.
Paula Claunch retweeted
If anyone knows how to make the most out of a bad situation, it’s Auburn. Even tho we dealt with a torrential downpour that night vs WV…it was definitely one to remember 🥹 #HaveYouEverSeenTheRain
Paula Claunch retweeted
I write about Alabama prisons, which is another way to say I write about organized crime. The widespread, ongoing extortion of families across the state is cited repeatedly in the DOJ's latest motion arguing that ADOC continues to violate federal law.
