@ALostrich

Sometimes funny. Always hungry.

 Alabama, USA
alostrich.com
Joined May 2012
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Matt Dawson
@SaintRPhOct 4
Just got this in the mail from @ALostrich’s online store. #GeauxTigers #LSU
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Congrats, Spain. I guess. Boring. Imagine a Super Bowl ending 3-0 (this is a sincere sober take and not at all because I bet on Argentina)
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My guy @ALostrich Matt Mitchell is back! Ranking Every SEC Fanbase by How Miserable They Are youtu.be/fZpHtMUqK0k?is=atAy… via @YouTube
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The BYR Sales Bump in action. You’re welcome, @ClintsSalsaBrand (that’s not the real brand because of course the best salsa brand doesn’t do social media) youtu.be/RqpB-LM9S84?is=c8nr…
Das Hoko@das_hokoJun 16
Replying to @ALostrich
@ALostrich somebody’s been watching Bless Your Rank
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Back in stock! gettinplace.com/products/vin…

Atlanta Baseball Shirt | Vintage Lineup Tee | '95 Clinch Card

Vintage Atlanta baseball shirt featuring a 1995 lineup card design. The '95 Clinch Card tee is a classic baseball graphic perfect for game day and collectors.

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SleeperBraves
@SleeperBravesApr 17
Shoutout @ALostrich New favorite shirt!
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SleeperBraves
@SleeperBravesApr 17
Shoutout @ALostrich New favorite shirt!
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Oregon should just take a knee and go enjoy Atlanta. I think Coke World is open late. Drinking Beverly is better than this.
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Daniel Martin
@hogsonsi7 Nov 2025
Pt. 1 interview with @SEC Roll Call's Matt Mitchell reveals @ArkRazorbacks iconic item caused most trouble. Talks Petrino influence on character, future changes. @SECNetwork @SInow @RazorbackFB @ALostrich #WPS #Arkansas si.com/college/arkansas/petr…

Single keystroke led 'SEC Roll Call' star on most difficult journey — finding iconic Hog hat

A young Matt Mitchell sat in one of the unlikeliest of places about to form the initial thoughts that would birth an SEC institution. At a tiny...

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Matt Mitchell retweeted
Daniel Martin
@hogsonsi28 Oct 2025
Matt Mitchell at an all-time high with Halloween-themed @SEC Roll Call where @ArkRazorbacks face nightmare of endless 1-score losses. @RazorbackFB @SECNetwork @SInow @AuburnFootball @LSUfootball @VandyFootball @MizzouFootball @ALostrich #WPS #Arkansas si.com/college/arkansas/foot…
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Whoever changed the Cracker Barrel logo has gotta be the same person who decided college football should kick off in Europe
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This heat has my patience thinner than a Waffle House napkin
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DawgsZone
@DawgsZone6 Jun 2025
As we wait for the next batch of commitments to @HailStateBB and for @DawgRecruits3 and @64Analytics to do their things, the hilarious @ALostrich has a video that'll cause a bigger argument than who is responsible for alumni games in Mississippi. youtube.com/watch?v=gNZlTI_A…

Every State Has a Different BBQ Take and It's Wild

In this heated session of the Southern States Council, Georgia trie...

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Matt Mitchell retweeted
Daniel Martin
@hogsonsi15 Apr 2025
SEC Roll Call is back with a basketball meets football edition that may be series best. @ArkRazorbacks, @KentuckyMBB, @TexasLonghorns will appreciate. @SEC @SECNetwork @SInow @12thMan @MizzouFootball #WPS #Arkansas #HookEm #BBN #Gigem #Miz si.com/college/arkansas/men-…
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Devoured one today. Almost died from brain freeze. 10/10
Jeffrey Fones@JEFones5 Apr 2025
Replying to @ALostrich
@ALostrich @Whataburger it's going to be a great weekend!
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If pollen can park inside the lines, so can you
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Waiting for one of these massive storms to blow through is kinda like waiting for kickoff except the tornado is Ole Miss and you’re Furman
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We’ve officially reached that time of year in the South where “goodbye” and “see you later” is replaced with “y’all keep an eye on this weather” and it’s “gonna get bad out there”
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Just dropped this and 3 other shirts yesterday. Shirt made in Tennessee and printed here in Alabama. 100% cotton. 100% Southern. gettinplaceshop.com

The Gettin' Place

Because when Southerners want somethin' good, they know where to get it. Featuring Matt Mitchell, Roll Call, Hoot'n and Holler'n merch and more!

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Walt Weiss is My Favorite Wrestler@dustitoff847 Mar 2025
A NEED
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My favorite rivalry? Speech-to-text vs. a Southern accent
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She knows I was only pretending to be a judge, right?
Governor Kay Ivey
@GovernorKayIvey27 Jan 2025
I have made three district judgeship and attorney appointments to fill vacancies across Alabama. •Ashley Siebert, 28th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Matthew Mitchell, 38th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Rachel England, 17th Judicial Circuit District Attorney #alpolitics
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