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a story I should tell more: my hottie NYU babysitter (from ages 6-11) resurfaced in my life when I moved to LA, hired me as HER child's babysitter, and then fired me because there was too much “sexual tension” between us. not my fault! shes the one who showed me Amelie! shut up!
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Singing “un un follow” to the tune of “I follow Rivers” as I tweet mindlessly and rip a literal cigar
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“Sweetie, I dont think ur a red head. My experience w red heads is that they’re universally weird. Just off. Doesn’t matter what the shade/color is, if it’s red, ur screwy. I guess if ur a red head - ur not particularly loved by anybody. Including your parents” - my dad
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Oh yes papa, I dyed my hair red because I’m doing very well and feeling very good about myself and am more confident than ever, yes. Yes I dyed my hair red because I’m just super duper stable right now
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It moves me to tears that as a 30 y.o, I am too old to be Groomed by the hot man I sleeping with
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Why do blue check marks get to tweet things like “God invented Boys so they could become Daddies” and that shit .... just..... goes VIRAL??? Bohemia is dead
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Staring at all my baby photos thinking “this little girl smokes 2 packs a day”
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The best memories I have of my exes are all of me doing nothing pretending to be busy next to them as they were not pretending and actually busy. I guess I was busy with daydreaming ab them loving me. theres something ab being so close yet so far that REALLY gets my gears going
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Whats the name of the Netflix show that makes me a better person after I watch it
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“If you are not the free person you want to be, you must find a place to tell the truth about that.”
—Anne Carson
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There’s no face, yet this image transmits a lot of emotion.
Photograph by Federica Erra








