If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?

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The Roundest Wizard of All · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:44 AM UTC

The Roundest Wizard of All@AOL420Oct 29

Actually it's pronounced 'Mee lee wah kay'. It's Algonquin for "the good land"

Brooks Otterlake · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:55 AM UTC

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28

First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"

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The Roundest Wizard of All · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:52 AM UTC

The Roundest Wizard of All@AOL420Oct 28

Hov Cheney'd himself into the job

Drizzy Valentino 🦉

@drizzyvalentinoOct 27

Jay Z wig so tight he thinks we’re laughing with him

The Roundest Wizard of All · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:14 PM UTC

The Roundest Wizard of All@AOL420Oct 27

they invented the fucking zero you balloon

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@BulwarkClipsOct 26

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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Gunn · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:06 PM UTC

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Gunn@gunnsoundsOct 27

Replying to @melinskers

Some people are so completely scammable that you can make a documentary exposing how a notorious scammer did a bunch of scamming and their takeaway from the doc will be to fall for the fucking scam. I'm not sure there's even a way to prevent such people falling for it.

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Double Down News · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:32 PM UTC

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@DoubleDownNewsOct 25

I Just Left the West Bank: What Israel is Planning is TERRIFYING @OborneTweets

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Girth Vader II · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:09 AM UTC

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@lovvewolfOct 24

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

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@stockbellaOct 22

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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sammy · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:06 PM UTC

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@_itzsammyOct 24

Mad about student loan cancellation because you already paid yours off? Pretend it's a tax cut for the rich. You never got one of those either, and somehow you didn't complain.

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F I R A S 🍉 · Oct 22, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

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F I R A S 🍉@firasshams1Oct 22

"I am going to demonstrate for the ghetto in the Gaza Strip. My family fought Hitler. Children are being murdered. You hate democracy, go to hell." A conscientious American citizen confronts pro-Israel demonstrators and genocide apologists.