Alex Roth

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1 out of 5 liberals are conservative for real - @513SteveO

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Pretty much my life in a nutshell. @TheOneNOnlyWes @theycallmekal @513SteveO @WheresmyHam @bradeski_bader @Mr_Everman

@t_smogs I guess we are not playing cards a against humanity tonight

Me trying to save my grades like

This @HoodieAllen pandora station is on fire this morning. No better way to start off the morning than with #EighteenCool

Welcome to Yik Yak. Welcome to your new life. yakwith.me

What books did she take. The last two. So what order do you read them in. The first, the second, the third and so on Colyer and Wes

At Lil Mex by myself for breakfast #WorthIt #NotLonely

Julie: "Janelle likes to swallow" Janelle: "Only when surprised" #What

Dr. Who, series 8, episode 1, August 23rd. You have no clue how fucking excited I am @WheresmyHam

I just lied to a 4-year old, and he called me out on it. That's upsetting that a 4-year old called my bluff.

Last weekend ada got the best of me, this weekend I think I will go home, ada will NOT win two weekends in a row #AdaSummerProblems

"What is normal?" A question often asked. Normal is an illusion, because what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

This whole getting to work by 6:30 thing is not gonna fly for too much longer #Tired #CoffeePlease #WhatTimeIsNap30

#previoustweet @theycallmekal @Hoby24 @Mr_Everman

Thanks to everyone who made my birthday weekend one that I will never forget #GreatFriends @juliannaeliz @allie_boley @513SteveO @spelgzz107

The best cure for a hangover is greasy food, McChickens and French fries are a godly gift @TheOneNOnlyWes @theycallmekal