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@ASalmon96

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Joined July 2012
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@Mo_utdredOct 21
Carrick subbing on the kids.
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I just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine?" I said "not since he starred in The Italian Job"
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Cat Deeley says as well as it being 25 years since 9/11, it’s also 20 years since Snow Patrol released ‘Chasing Cars’. “Two awful events,” she reflected
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Chris Eubank has written a book about the Titanic 😱
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Frank Lampard when Coventry are 2 nil down to Hull
GB Politics (@GBPolitcs) profile pictureGB Politics
@GBPolitcsJul 21
🚨PICTURED: Sketch of Joshua Kerry, 28, in the dock at Westminster Magistrates' Court in London
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dropped his loot
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Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.
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When you’re bored at work 😅
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Happy birthday to Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct. 68 today!
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Typical. #wwfc #Wolves
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Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) profile pictureTalking Wolves
@TalkingWolvesJan 23
🚨 🚨 Besiktas have reportedly pulled out of negotiations for Emmanuel Agbadou due to #Wolves’ demands. 📰 @ertansuzgun | #WWFC
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On va bien commencer l'année avec le main event de l'#UFC324 !
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Finding out 2011 is now “back in the day”
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Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? (@greggmunikwa) profile pictureWho Is Gręgg🇿🇼?
@greggmunikwa21 Oct 2025
That Europa league aesthetic back in the day was beautiful yeno
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It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!
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Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.
The Nobel Prize (@NobelPrize) profile pictureThe Nobel Prize
@NobelPrize6 Oct 2025
Tu Youyou became the first mainland Chinese scientist to be awarded a #NobelPrize in a scientific field - for discovering artemisinin, a malaria cure that’s saved millions. Today we reveal the 2025 medicine laureate. Stay tuned.
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No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
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Happy 49th Birthday Ronaldo
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