Alexis

❝I’m not gonna play the role of damsel in your villain routine just because you want to be a drama ho!❞ 🎳Original Character 🔪Half Human 🎮Multi-Verse 🎳Bi 🔪Lit., Semi-Lit. 🎮RP Only, 18+ 🍹Follow, RT?

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems." Alexis tries to be punny funny, failing.

"I’m starting to think the only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over…you can’t hurt those."

"I have to be strong! Coffee awaits!"

"Why do small boobs happen to good people?"

Alexis sings. "Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, took the midnight train going anywhere." And snorts with laughter.

"Too bad I missed those crushing days. So many hot people around…yummy…"

"Puns? I’ve got tons, and jokes too."

"Touch starved? Who? Me?"

"Oh my God, why did I say that?! Just muzzle me already."

"Call out to myself, too bi to make sensible decisions. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I just have to remember that it doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman, don’t follow strange people to private places."