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Jordan Love leads the league in passing yards and TDs. He is doing this with the 32nd ranked oline, kicker and run game. His team also leads the league in penalties and drops by a large margin. The Packers are 5-3, if this isn’t what “most valuable player” means then what is?
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When Monster Mash comes on this Halloween, just remember: The guy who sang it looked like this the entire time 👀
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True 🤣 🤣 🤣 💯
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👏😂😂
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That pretty much sums it up. #MAGACult
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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What I love about 1st ammendment auditors is how they educate so many Karen's. I'm not a fan of the ones who instigate problems it defeats the purpose.
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You’re in a cult!
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Be atheist. Be happy ❤️
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Replying to @Nguyen_anime3
He is round and orange. He has a better chance being a basketball than playing with one.
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Trump supporter: “We don’t need socialism in this country”

Jason Selvig: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what the Democrats are doing. They’ll raise your taxes. They don’t give a shit about the American people” JS: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what they’re doing to America. You have all these environmentalist people, they stopped drilling oil wells” JS: “And what is socialism?”
 TS: “Well look what the Democrats are doing, it’s plain and simple” JS: “But what is the definition of socialism?” TS: “I don’t need to go into big words or whatever. I’m just telling you, we don’t need it in America”
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MAGA mama demands employees serve her in English—at restaurant in Mexico City. She throws plate of tacos at customer. Punches waitress in stomach. "What’s your big check?” she asks. "What, like $500 a year?" She yells police won't do anything to her because she’s American. Anger first started when the foreigner asked a vendor for a cigarette—and she became angry when he said that he only had coins. Before video began recording she yelled insults like "wall jumpers"—at workers living in Mexico. Local police had to escort the man filming home due to her continued threats But so far there is no evidence that police actually filed any charges were filed against her. Incident occurred at Taqueria Orinoco restaurant in the Countess Colony of Mexico City. Posting first full length, English-translated, and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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Replying to @AnnieForTruth
Don't they know government handouts like that are SOCIALISM?
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“Trump is the wrong person to be president.”
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