Former actor, stand-up comic. Thoughts are my own and nobody else's. I'm not illuminati.
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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Throwback video to a Canada vs. USA #RoastBattle I had w/ the hilarious Ms. Pat
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Sophie Trudeau is releasing her own self-help book. Do we really need advice from a woman who married Justin Trudeau?
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Please be on the look out for this wanted man.
There is reason to believe he may be in Toronto and uses public transportation.
^vk
Police are requesting the public’s assistance in locating a male who is wanted for threatening and is believed to be in the Oshawa area.
See full release here: bit.ly/3LWyCBE
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Well they’re correct mcsweeneys.net/articles/fuck…
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
You can only keep 3.
Makeup, driving, bread, mobile phone, alcohol, pets, TV, dancing, novels, haircuts, passport, sick pay.
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Apparently, I don't look enough like Santa to be Santa?!? I know someone who's getting fucking coal for the rest of their Christmases.
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Don't miss our Montreal tour dates. Hit the link and get your tickets. Aug 26 & 27. Two shows per night. Laughs, fundrasier and poutines after lol. @ATonofFun @XulfComicAli @ThomasPatrice40
@Iconis_pc @barry3d
#montreal
#touchofgreycomedy #labanquise
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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
I didn't write Wonder Woman, but if you want to argue that she is somehow not a queer or trans icon, then you're not paying attention.
Every time someone comes up to me and says that WW helped them while they were closeted, it reminds me how special the role is.
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
May 20th, this coming Friday come out for a night of laughs to start the long weekend. Click the link for tickets. Also keep on eye on Barry3D.com for more dates & iconis.podbean.com
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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
19th April 2022 is my 76th birthday. I may or may not ‘trend’ on this hellsite and thus multitudes of morbid meatheads will assume I’m dead.
Please RT to spread the word that I am not currently planning to be dead on Tuesday.
Much love x
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2022: $273,600,000,000
Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2022: $181,300,000,000
Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2022: $76,800,000,000
U.S. Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2022: $7.25
Three words: tax the rich.
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
@barry3d @ThomasPatrice40 & @XulfComicAli explaining NFT's to @ATonofFun but never miss out and follow our weekly show. youtube.com/channel/UCIufPy9…
☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 retweeted
Thank you Jarvis, Ontario you are an amazing. Thank you to Shannon at @concessionroadbrew Always a crazy riot , with my #atouchofgreymatter comedy brothers. #supportlivestandup #standupcomedy #outoftowncomedy #onroadcomedians #torontocomedians #comedybrothers – at Burlington, Ontario
