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Ain’t no party like a Scranton party because a Scranton Party don’t stop!

Alabama, USA
Joined September 2020
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James Halpert retweeted
Replying to @gatorsszn
It’s going to get ugly when UF fans turn on this meathead. He’s incredibly cringy.
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Me liking every Austin Riley post
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Is it fair to say the last Auburn basketball coach didn't leave a full cupboard for his successor?
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Any comment @KevinScarbinsky
Replying to @KevinScarbinsky
I assume you were beating this same drum in 2017 when an AUBURN team with a hurt Kerryon Johnson lost in the SECCG to UGA (a team they beat in the regular season by 23). And then watched an Alabama team (who they beat a week earlier) jump them and get into the playoff.
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This is what @BarrettSallee wants.
Here it is, the final simulated BCS rankings of the 2025 college football season:
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The Catamounts have won 6 conference titles in 8 years, matching Gonzaga for the most in the country, but Mr. Cliche Grande has thoughts.
UAB loses a buy game to Vermont. The epitome of brutality.
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Note to Auburn: Vermont is very good at what it does, which is drive, dish and drop treys. Against UAB, it also was good at beating the Blazers off the bounce and scoring through contact. You've been warned.
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James Halpert retweeted
Go vote! Do it right now!
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Bijan Giveaway! RT for a chance to win a signed @Bijan5Robinson mini helmet!
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Fact check on Harris speech in Douglas, Arizona: Today, VP Harris claimed that she played a role in increasing Border Patrol Agent overtime pay. This couldn't be further from the truth. As with all things border related she was no where to be found when we needed her.
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James Halpert retweeted
The fact is former president Trump led the opposition to my decision to reopen Georgia - the first state in the country to do so. While he listened to Fauci & parroted media talking points, I listened to hardworking Georgians. He may not remember, but I sure as hell do.
TRUMP: "To every COVID tyrant who wants to take away our freedom - Hear these words: WE WILL NOT COMPLY. So, don't even think about it."
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For context: Trump issued strict nationwide guidelines that called on Americans to avoid gatherings of more than 10 people; avoid eating and drinking in public, and encouraging schooling from home. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/w… Trump awarded Fauci for his “exceptional efforts” with Operation Warp Speed. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-stat…
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James Halpert retweeted
America’s Governor @RonDeSantis sits down with @ClayTravis to discuss America’s favorite pastime, and the dream job he would have pursued if not for entering politics. @TeamDeSantis teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzXjzL…
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