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A.Valliard

@AValliard

Dubious allegorist. Ink scribbler. Perpetrator of THE CITY OF LOST INTENTIONS: A Guide for the Artistically Waylaid. They/them.

 Mainly elsewhere.
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Joined January 2014
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I’m appalled to announce that the weird little book I’ve been wittering on about for ten years is now available for Pre-Order. It’s a travel guide to a “Hell for Artists”.
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If by "worked better" you mean "is virtually unusable but you're allowed to say Nazi shit," sure.
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@JMcMurdockMPNov 9
I often think about how Elon Musk fired 80% of the staff at Twitter and it just worked better.
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Ich bin die Millineed #VacillatingGit
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I'd like to say I don't know these people, but I know these people.
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(Figuratively, Your Honour.)
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A.Valliard@AValliardApr 23
A Difference of Zoos ~ Gregory Corso (circa 1961)
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mrs. jackpots@titlepostingNov 8
some of my favourite Hitchcock quotes
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Going to let this good news destroy my afternoon with paranoia.
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Adam Schwarz@AdamJSchwarzNov 4
Vibes in America tonight.
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Describe your current shitty job in a book cover. Dumb/funny answers only ...Here are mine
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@nordaciousNov 3
Gearing up for another week of trade! On the agenda this month ~ reshuffling the shop floor and putting together our first ever central festive display (which I'm a bit jazzed about)! 🎄 It's tough going for so many small businesses (and for most people in general) right now, so we're especially grateful for the support of those who are able. x
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A.Valliard@AValliardOct 28
Given that the world’s taken an abominable goose-step to the right, if anyone’s in the mood for some classic Kabarett, head to the Factory Theatre on the 29th October. ONE NIGHT ONLY. #ObligatoryBluesBrothers #SydneyTheatre #Vaudevillains
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Given that the world’s taken an abominable goose-step to the right, if anyone’s in the mood for some classic Kabarett, head to the Factory Theatre on the 29th October. ONE NIGHT ONLY. #ObligatoryBluesBrothers #SydneyTheatre #Vaudevillains
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Antony Dapiran@antdOct 13
Saying “without any further ado” is, in itself, further ado.
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@nordaciousOct 8
Green + keen 🐸💚 | tees: tinyurl.com/3dewdcf4
Tightly cropped image of a white t-shirt showcasing an art print of a retro/pop art illustration of a green frog - it's sitting on a lilypad, and has a mug of tea with the words 'organise' on the teabag. The words "radical leftist scum" sit at the bottom of the graphic tee.

ALT Tightly cropped image of a white t-shirt showcasing an art print of a retro/pop art illustration of a green frog - it's sitting on a lilypad, and has a mug of tea with the words 'organise' on the teabag. The words "radical leftist scum" sit at the bottom of the graphic tee.

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I am a DELIGHT, I tell you. (my book is also a delight. A perfect gift for the malingering wastrel artist/writer in your life, which might be you.)
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And a very special shout-out to the wonderful @AValliard, who I had the absolute pleasure of meeting after the workshop. Such a thoughtful, fascinating and generous soul, who very kindly gifted me a copy of their book. Our lovely conversation was a highlight of my evening. Thank you so much, A x
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We are all Dylan Moran
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@esjesjesjOct 8
Probably has something to do with you wanting to kill them
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@theblazeOct 2
The kids are all right: Identifying as lesbian, gay, or bisexual in 'free fall' among teens, CDC data analyst says theblaze.com/news/the-kids-a…
The kids are all right: Identifying as lesbian, gay, or bisexual in 'free fall' among teens, CDC...

The kids are all right: Identifying as lesbian, gay, or bisexual in 'free fall' among teens, CDC...

The decline in non-straight identification was driven in part by the collapse of the 'bisexual' fad among teenage girls.

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@covie_93Oct 9
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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@jessmargeraOct 9
I haven’t seen pro life people this excited since they shot that soccer mom in the face after she dropped her kid off at school
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BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. apnews.com/article/fort-hood…
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”

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Bill Kristol
@BillKristolOct 9
“A feature of fascism is the transformation of politics into spectacle. Fascism wants to reduce active citizens into voyeurs—especially voyeurs of cruelty and death. Such degradation of a democratic public is key to fascism’s project and to its success.” thebulwark.com/p/hegseth-wan…
Hegseth Wants You to Watch a Snuff Film

Hegseth Wants You to Watch a Snuff Film

Neo-fascism as spectacles of violence.

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A.Valliard@AValliard1 Oct 2020
In a belated #TranslationDay nod, very fond of Antonina W. Bouis’ rollicking translation of Bulgakov’s “A Dog’s Heart” (@almabooks 2011):
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