AdventureTimeQuotes

I'm troubled, creator. Troubled by a sudden urge to... collect princesses.

A koala bear?.................................. I don't like koalas anymore.

I'll slay anything that's evil. That's my deal!

Two Lemongrabs? Hmmm! ... Yeah, okay!

Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!

If I were really in this game, I would crush Sam, breezily, with my mitts!

I'll never kidnap again.

You've raised my frosty dander!

Man, we didn't just crack that case, we crunched it! Crumbled it!

Hey, it's okay. People make mistakes. It's all a part of growing up and you never really stop growing.

Behold! A plate of mashed carrots! Flavo-AAARGH! *screaming hysterically in pain*

No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter.

No, I'm not! I've got a sweater on!

Naw, that's all fine. I just been feeling kind of... gray, is all. Like my inside voice has been kinda quiet lately. Not a lot of instructions forthcoming, y'know?

Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting the plop outta here?

Dude, I like you, so you should know my wishes always have a bit of an ironic twist to them. Sort of a monkey's paw kind of thing.

Jake! You found NEPTR! I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me!

Oh, well... I... have a girlfriend.

Well, he's right. I only entered this contest 'cause I thought the prize would be money... but it's just a kiss!