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Gm! Lots of work today, Finally found a solution for the RPC issue - will be fixed soon Came up with a new version of the rewards contract that uses the Random Numbers we create to turn Activated PitBoys into a lottery - so rewards will increase but be randomly distributed, so rather than everyone getting dust, you'll all have a proveably fair chance of getting something. New conductor that buys $derp when people use it and locks it away - tomorrow/monday - Gas fees, yep they're high, I can'y change the gas but I do have a few things i can tune Hashing speed, Rewards, Pausing All have knock-on economic affects - send me a dm, convince me of any changes Otherwise, you are totally free to stop/reduce your own mining - personally the system is working how it's meant to work, and show no sign of slowing down, - Mining efficiency, I'll be adding a new doc to the site for you to 'build your own' miner locally, like PBC and some others have done If you can't/don't want to do that, then you'll have to wait as I continue to improve the website Gn ❤️ derp $DERP Will post when all new changes are live

7,164,299 transactions through the StonkPit in 6 days. Some context on what that means @RobinhoodCrypto Robinhood Chain has processed 249,537,123 transactions in its entire lifetime. The StonkPit opened on July 29. Six days later, the floor accounts for 2.9% of everything the chain has EVER done. And the share is accelerating. Measured live off the last 50 blocks: the chain is processing ~9,150 transactions a minute, and ~1,100 of those are miners clocking in and out of the pit. Roughly 1 in every 8 transactions on Robinhood Chain, right now, is someone mining $DERP. The breakdown: Green mine (StonkBrokers): 4,763,736 Blue mine (PitBoys): 2,340,950 Everything else (conductor, token, NFTs, booster, locker, Bones, merchants): ~59,600 Total: 7,164,299 That's a run rate of ~1.2 million transactions per day. Every single one is real proof-of-work — a browser ground sha256 at the ordained pace, hit a target, and the chain re-verified the solve before paying out. No emissions schedule. No faucet. Prints only happen because someone mined. For the checkers: these are transactions sent directly to StonkPit's own contracts, no double counting, straight off the public Blockscout explorer. If anything the number is conservative — OpenSea trades of the NFTs and Uniswap $DERP swaps route through third-party contracts and aren't counted. 6 days. The pit is just warming up.