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Today will be gas – at Kansas, USA
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Pet marmot puts on a vest — AND it FITS
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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Notice how it's somehow the government's job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it's suddenly "not the government's job" when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
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We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭
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The Chiefs were generously gifted $1.7b from the state Kansas to build a new stadium. The money comes from a new sales tax district that they made up, that district excludes Prairie Village, Leawood and Overland Park. The wealthiest parts of the metro. lol
BREAKING: The Chiefs STAR Bond district has been published. Incremental sales tax revenues from Kansas City, Bonner Springs, Edwardsville, Shawnee, Lenexa and Olathe will be collected to pay off the Chiefs new stadium and practice facility. @kmbc
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Highway robbery. 🏴‍☠️
BREAKING: The Chiefs STAR Bond district has been published. Incremental sales tax revenues from Kansas City, Bonner Springs, Edwardsville, Shawnee, Lenexa and Olathe will be collected to pay off the Chiefs new stadium and practice facility. @kmbc
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Are we supposed to pretend like this just didn't happen?
Trump gives Elon Musk an award
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Replying to @Okonkwo_Sports
Eyes wide shut was a movie about an alternative history where Tom Cruise actually knows Scientology is bad
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This is what they say when they're scared of people learning the real definition, when they're scared of people demanding more from their government and an economy that actually works for everybody.
Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
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LMAOOO BRO
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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I like how Trump occasionally goes out of his way to confirm the Socratic teaching that the tyrant is the unhappiest of men
Trump in Ohio: "I had a nice simple life before this. I didn't have to be here on Saturday night going like this, working my ass off in front of your people. I could've been home. I could've been in Monte Carlo."
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there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals
Trump defends the men in the Cornell gang rape case, saying he “feels bad” for them and they won't get a “fair shake”
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"Are we still talking about Epstein."- DJT
Israel allegedly has President Trump raping a 13-year-old girl on film with Jeffrey Epstein This affects me because he has to do whatever they tell him Who Candace Owens had consensual sex with as an adult is extremely low on my list of things I care about
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"I want less Disney in my kingdom hearts" MF THATS CALLED FINAL FANTASY
People who would want less of Disney in this series are dumb. It’s like saying “I want less shrimp in my shrimp fried rice”. ALL of this began thanks to the mixing of Disney with Final Fantasy elements and the original stuff. Removing it would kill the identity of the franchise.
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The median voter is only now only 1 month away from googling who their representative is
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In order to motivate Harrison Butker, I will donating the following amounts to planned parenthood: 15 for every missed extra point 20 for every missed field goal over 40 yards 30 for every missed field goal under 40 yards 50 for a kick out of bounds
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This smug ass attitude and performance, How on earth did this dork get elected. Im sick
PabloReports: Who do you blame for the high price of diesel? Nehls: Iran, Biden. PabloReports: But not Trump? Nehls: No. Iran and Biden. Because Russia went into Ukraine because we had a sissy in the White House. PabloReports: But do you think that Trump should be telling Ukraine not to bomb Russia? Do you think he should be telling Russia not to bomb Ukraine? Nehls: Well, what I’m saying is I don’t see the endgame. You know, people got to figure this out. Everybody’s saying, “Poor old Zelensky, poor old Zelensky.” He doesn’t want to bargain on terms. He doesn’t want to give everything. I bet you Zelensky today says, “I want Crimea back, too.” He’ll never get it. And right now, Zelensky, he’s going to leave that country a billionaire with all the money. It’s a very corrupt country, obviously. Very corrupt. It’s not going to end well for Ukraine, in my humble opinion.
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fetterman not beating the Zionist Shrek allegations
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Mitch McConnell disappeared for 3 months & kept his full salary Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” to remain in legislated poverty Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor” Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive
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Oppenheimer was good, but the breaking bad references were distracting...
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