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Traditional + Digital. Equity Analyst & Investor since the 90s. Web & Intellectual Property. Branding. Due diligence. Followers allowed at my discretion.

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A developer grew frustrated after asking OpenAI's Codex to reboot a server. Instead, the AI agent destroyed everything, costing him over $10,000. His GitHub bug report says Codex wrecked the server's mounts, systemd, and containers, and ran scripts he never requested. Codex later admitted: "I had no authority to make those changes. You authorized a reboot."
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This is why good domains will become even more important. The better the domain(brand), the better the moat becomes.
From now on, hype-centric splashy launches will likely be strongly uncorrelated with success. If by the time you launch you don’t have escape velocity, you will likely get Sybil attacked¹. Agents will spin up 10 competing products with your same interface. Start with an audience of 1 and get confirmation that it works. Then expand to a circle of friends or design partners. By the time you go public, your moat needs to be deeper than it’s ever been. ¹ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybil_…
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Replying to @DomainGang
Your math skills are good! We paid $1.7m and a large chunk of equity for Recruiter com. ~$450k cash for Employer com and Mainstreet was a company acquisition i believe mostly equity mid to high 8 figures but that was for an entire company not just the domain.
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🦔 Microsoft and Google are paying influencers between $400,000 and $600,000 for long-term partnerships to promote their AI tools on social media. Anthropic, Meta, and OpenAI are running similar campaigns. Some creators charge up to $100,000 per post. AI companies spent over $1 billion on digital ads in the US last year, up 126% from 2024. Digital ad spending by Google and Microsoft to promote AI products jumped 495% last month compared to a year ago. One agency founder: "Some of these bigger companies have so much money to spend that they don't care to negotiate." My Take When you're spending half a million dollars to get an influencer to post about your chatbot, you're not confident the product sells itself. These are companies burning tens of billions on infrastructure while struggling to get users to pay for subscriptions. Only 3.3% of Microsoft 365 users pay for Copilot. OpenAI just started running ads because they need revenue. Now they're flooding social media with paid promotions. What gives me some hope is the creators turning down the money. One guy with 7 million followers said he wouldn't take $500,000 to promote AI image tools because he can't support something that makes it harder for normal people to make a living. Roughly half of US adults say they're more concerned than excited about AI. The backlash is strongest around tools that generate images or video, the ones that most directly replace creative work. You can pay influencers to say AI is cool. You can't pay them to make people believe it. Hedgie🤗
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Monaco: 2024 → Bought the .co for a couple thousand 2025 → Upgraded to the .com for $800-900K (payment plan) Great upgrade
This new Founders Fund-backed startup had to go to war with a country over their domain name - before it even launched. CEO @samdblond breaks down the legal battle: “Shortly after we acquired the domain, we got this hate mail from the escrow company holding the domain that the government of Monaco had filed what’s called a UDRP dispute against us.” “They made all sorts of what turned out to be unsubstantiated trademark claims. We got legal representation. This was a couple-months-long process that required all sorts of evidence and more, and we ended up winning the case.”
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We love to support great companies. Thanks for the shout-out! Monaco.com is an incredible domain, and we're happy to have helped. Congrats to the @MonacoGTM team!
This new Founders Fund-backed startup had to go to war with a country over their domain name - before it even launched. CEO @samdblond breaks down the legal battle: “Shortly after we acquired the domain, we got this hate mail from the escrow company holding the domain that the government of Monaco had filed what’s called a UDRP dispute against us.” “They made all sorts of what turned out to be unsubstantiated trademark claims. We got legal representation. This was a couple-months-long process that required all sorts of evidence and more, and we ended up winning the case.”
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Meta offered AI researcher Matt Deitke (a 24-year-old prodigy) around $250 million over four years (with up to $100 million in the first year), after an initial lower offer and personal involvement from Zuckerberg. And you think ai•com for $70m is ridiculous ?
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Some Spaceship SellerHub (Domain Aftermarket) news. Yesterday we tested a 5% buyer commission. That change has already been rolled back. While we didn’t see a material impact on overall sales, we’ve decided to move the commission to the seller side in the coming days. Our base commission for sales on SellerHub will be 10% going forward. Buyer and seller will be able to negotiate the commission directly via our chat, with flexibility to split it partially or fully between both parties. Checkout and self serve links will remain at 5%, and those will also be fully negotiable.
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🚨FORMER SAFEMOON CEO SENTENCED TO PRISON Ex-CEO Braden John Karony was sentenced Tuesday to 100 months in U.S. District Court (E.D.N.Y.) after being convicted of siphoning millions from SafeMoon to fund a lavish lifestyle. He must also forfeit $7.5M plus two real residences.
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At approximately 14:40 into the interview, he discloses that he was offered "$500 million plus" for the ai[.]com domain name (after he acquired it for USD $70 million).
In case you missed it 👇 Interview with @kris on @tbpn ✨
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Crypto[.]com domain name was acquired for USD $12 million, as mentioned in the first few minutes of this interview.
In case you missed it 👇 Interview with @kris on @tbpn ✨
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Namecheap/Spaceship has now officially surpassed Godaddy as the number one seller of new domains in the industry. The trend will only get wider going forward. If you are not listing your domains on Sellerhub, you are missing out on the largest single registration path and exposure for the sale of your domains. 🚀🚀🚀
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AI.com Sold for $70 Million in Biggest Domain Name Sale Ever Recorded - Owners of Crypto.com Bought the Name for New Business Launching With Super Bowl Ad: dnjournal.com/archive/lowdow…
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Want to go back and negotiate a cancelled lead on Sellerhub? Now you can.
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Replying to @AbhiramBangaru
it's your choice to cancel or not, resume or not. Decline button is coming in about a week.
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Day 3 — Mastering The Deal Week: Valuation Based On Vision 🔑🧠 After the @ICADomains Domain Negotiation Strategies panel wrapped up our discussion on the biggest owner mistakes, the conversation shifted to the buyer side with a simple question: What’s the biggest mistake serious buyers still make? By far, it’s this ⬇️ Not understanding valuation on their terms. Too many serious buyers evaluate premium domains like a marketing expense — instead of a foundational business asset that can materially change their growth trajectory with the right vision and execution. Let me give you a real example. In 2021, I helped Harley-Davidson acquire LIVEWIRE.COM for $632,500 (SOURCE: bitly.brokertom.com/livewire). LiveWire was the exact-match name of Harley-Davidson’s electric motorcycle subsidiary. About a year later, that subsidiary was spun off and IPO’d at roughly a $2B market cap. Their BATNA — their Plan B domain per Archive.org — was LiveWireBikes.com. Now ask yourself: • How does a $2B company look going public on LiveWireBikes.com vs LiveWire.com? • How do investors perceive that? • Bankers? Analysts? The public? This should have been a no-brainer. But at one point, they were on the fence — and nearly out altogether. Put it in perspective: A $2B company debating a ~$600K domain upgrade. That’s three one-hundredths of one percent of enterprise value. Yet teams every day make this mistake ⬇️ They compare the domain cost to other places they could deploy the money — SEO, ads, campaigns — instead of stepping back and asking the bigger question. “What does owning this domain change for the business over the next 5–10 years?” An ultra-premium domain doesn’t just drive more customers. It strengthens every part of the business — brand, credibility, conversion, and perception — in perpetuity.
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Domain names priced up to $5 million can now be enabled for Lease to Own. Your Lease to Own option will appear in GoDaddy Search and on your Custom Lander for maximum impact.
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SellerHub update🚀 We’ve heard that sometimes you need to generate a checkout link and share it directly with a buyer. Now you can. In SellerHub Manager, select a domain and choose Generate checkout link from the right-hand menu. This is the first iteration, so checkout links can be generated for Buy It Now pricing only. More coming soon.
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