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Robyn

@AbsoluteHunzo

Robyn, All opinions my own, Psychology BSc + LLM in Forensics, Criminology and Law, Bisexual and just trying to thrive.

 Dublin City, Ireland
Joined November 2009
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I’m in the trenches 🙃
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Anotha one
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Another one 🙃
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Why do some people assume consent is only about sexual interactions. Consent is necessary in so many non sexual contexts. Those adverts were a great way of framing consent in the other contexts. It gives children an understanding of consent in other scenarios earlier.
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Someone needs to bring #Heardle back because I need a daily game that I'm actually good at.
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One of my (many) pet peeves about dating apps is when people (men) misspell my name…. It’s literally there in front of you and you still spell it Robin
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Robyn retweeted
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Tim@timo_teaSep 1
Bit of an ill advised poster there lads
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This reminds me of the time my son was absolutely scalped at the groomers and looked like Simon Cowell
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Mariella ! (@pfaffphobic) profile pictureMariella !@pfaffphobicSep 1
Does everyone like his new hairdo?
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Not the point of it, but Pauric O is a bit of a ride isn’t he #traitorsIRL
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I was in the audience and it was so bizarre, the show was so good too
Irish Times Culture (@IrishTimesCultr) profile pictureIrish Times Culture@IrishTimesCultrAug 28
Mean Girls show cancelled mid-performance after power cut at Bord Gáis Energy Theatre irishtimes.com/culture/stage… via @IrishTimesCultr
Mean Girls show cancelled mid-performance after power cut at Bord Gáis Energy Theatre

Mean Girls show cancelled mid-performance after power cut at Bord Gáis Energy Theatre

Announcements were made to evacuate Dublin venue after the electricity went off

irishtimes.com
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Spain at the end of the match #WorldCup
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This all feels very dystopian. It feels like it’s all very American, it feels very off. #WorldCup
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I think it is absolutely shocking that if you’re in a cost rental tenancy that they can increase your rent more than 2% It’s supposed to be affordable, but it’s only “affordable” when you compare it to what you’d get for that price outside of cost rental.
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Yes it’s cheaper than the market rate but the market rate is awful and far too high. Add the cost of living and the fact that salaries aren’t rising to match the 80% increase in the last 10 years.
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The rent is supposed to be a minimum of 25% less than the market rate. But my rent (before the increase) is not 25% of the market rate for the property of my type in my area. My new rent is 20% less than the market rate (based on ww1.daft.ie/report/2026-Q1-r…) This isn’t incl bills
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Replying to @VirginMediaIE
@VirginMediaIE hi there, I was never notified that my contract was up for renewal and when I rang to cancel my contract I was told I needed to give 30 days notice and now I’ll be charged for an extra month of coverage at double the cost. How is it fair that I’m charged ?
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If I was notified and given sufficient notice to allow me to cancel I would have. But I wasn’t, I shouldn’t have to pay for something I wasn’t made aware of.
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I have some of the best real life friends from a twitter group chat called sugarbabies, which is TEN YEARS OLD this year. RIP to the real Irish twitter
sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | seeing h again! (@Sorchaiscryingg) profile picturesorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | seeing h again!@SorchaiscryinggMay 2
the concept of irish twitter being born in 2026 and the easter rising was in 1916 the paths are matching its time to rise again
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Just a reminder in case anyone forgets Lynette is the worst. She literally used her maid of honour speech at Renée’s wedding to talk about herself #DesperateHousewives
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The two main characters in #BigMistakes are giving the same energy as that tik tok trend of “me and my best friend if we got kidnapped”
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I don’t get why they show drink driving so frequently on American shows. I’m watching #Vladimir and Rachel Weisz character just had a heap of drink during a boozy lunch and then drove ? I hate that so much
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