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ash

@Absolutely__Ash

he/him || book nerd and theater guy || living for the stories in my head || purveyor of bardic inspiration || posting stupid jokes, mostly || adult

 wherever i am least expected
Joined May 2024
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officially completing my transition by going to jupiter to get more stupider, I'll let you all know if it works
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sir patrick stewart???? you've got to be kidding me.
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lets keep going bro. dont endure alone bro. you have my heart and soul forever bro
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POIROT POSTING IN THE BIG 26??? OH I'VE DREAMED OF THIS DAY
Doinkadect Klomberbatch (@Doinkadect) profile pictureDoinkadect Klomberbatch@DoinkadectOct 15
I bet the passengers on the Orient Express were so smug with themselves that they’d come up with the perfect murder plot before fucking Poirot got on the train
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IKY@MLNLZDJTOct 15
#Loki
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Yumetober day 15: Angst #ElisYumetober2026
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little gwen drawing ! i love this show #KnightsOfGuinevere (rts and comments appreciated!)
Image from edric the fae 🦇 (DO NOT DM) ☾ ☆ (@dryturtl)
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oighh i am soooo open for commissions im such a commissionpilled artcel ooooo i can draw your favorite characters and ocs, ooooo
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the woke left? where did they go?
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*fuck* kingfisher. fuck her for writing this insensitive slop. fuck her for not handling a character that so many survivors relate to with the respect that he deserved. fuck her for being so callous about all of this. a writer needs to do due diligence, and she did *nothing*.
Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow) profile pictureAsterion Ansoonin@sundogsnrainbowSep 24
Okay there are many reviews of #Notstarion and #AstarionBookSpoilers out there, but this here, from reddit HAS to be the most succinct and accurate one I have seen thus far. It tears into all its failings, including audiobook even. It's long, yes, but really worth ur attention 😘
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
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Okay there are many reviews of #Notstarion and #AstarionBookSpoilers out there, but this here, from reddit HAS to be the most succinct and accurate one I have seen thus far. It tears into all its failings, including audiobook even. It's long, yes, but really worth ur attention 😘
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
Image from Asterion Ansoonin (@sundogsnrainbow)
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folks, i'm selling my weekend ticket for Denmark Comic Con on Nov 7-8, 2026, for a lower price. some of the guests include Jen English, Aliona Baranova and Troy Baker. i'd be really grateful for a #RT here, thank you lots 🖤
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having a debate. what emotion does this emoji convey? Picture in replies bc I can't add a poll and a picture to the same tweet
76%that is a moan
12%that is an upset guy
12%other (answer in replies)
17 votes • Final results
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The emoji:
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shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans!) boots with the curse (w̴̘̓ì̴͇t̴̟̋h̸̤̿ t̵̤͋h̸̭̅e̴̖̅ c̷͍̉u̶̥̐ř̸̤ś̶͚e̶̠̐!)
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Big Walking to Baldur's Gate
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Image from Mads ⭐️ (@Fahrennheit)
Image from Mads ⭐️ (@Fahrennheit)
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I'm so excited about the new cat drop. maybe there is good in the world
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for context, if you haven't seen:
National Geographic (@NatGeo) profile pictureNational Geographic
@NatGeoSep 17
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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#Astarion’s Vampire Physiology (#BG3 + Forgotten Realms Lore 101 & what the #TheNotstarionSaga/ #AstarionBookSpoilers fucks up, a 🧵) Astarion is a vampire spawn, not a true vampire. This distinction is critical for every aspect of his biology/limitations. Core Undead Traits:
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reminder i fully believe what israel and the IDF are doing in palestine and the gaza strip is evil
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