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ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ, ɪ'ʟʟ sᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴀ ᴅʀʏ ~ !
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ᶦⁿᵈᶦᵉ ᵖᵒʳᵗʳᵃʸᵃˡ. ᶦⁿᵗᵉⁿˢᵉˡʸ ˡᵉʷᵈ.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘳𝘦𝘥 or 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Pick your 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯.
⠀⠀⠀⠀Either way, you wouldn’t last.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀You wouldn’t like 𝘶𝘴, when
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀we’re both 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺.
Let alone just handle 𝘶𝘴.
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⠀⠀Even at her company, Starrware Industries, her 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 employees are always 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 Karen to let them 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 her 𝙆𝙧𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣-𝘾𝙤𝙘𝙠.
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⠀⠀Women keep 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 themselves at her. She can't help it if they want a better look at her 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸.
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⠀⠀Yes. She can use her super hearing and can hear you 𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘊𝘌𝘛𝘞𝘌𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 across the city and whispering how much you want her to rail you.
⠀⠀Yes. She's 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋 as 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 now.
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⠀⠀These "New Avengers" keep inviting Powergirl to a sauna. Well, just Yelena. But Powergirl will be damned if she doesn't take the 𝘞𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘱𝘢𝘸𝘨 up on her offer.
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