Colonel Jack O’Neill

Sometimes this feels like the darkest timeline on that weird mirror thingy

Teal’c is very confused by SpongeBob. Especially the fire.

I just had one of the days that never ends…literally

Where have I been?

I have been shot, stabbed, blasted, impaled by an alien device, frozen, tortured, cloned, had my mind erased, had my body swapped, and been artificially aged. I did it all without complaint. But banning cake from the base is something I will not stand! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

General, why do I have take a refresher class about the dangers of fraternization? Oh…that!

When does Carter come back from that nerdy science conference? It’s been like four days. Wait…Daniel also went? Didn’t notice.

Today is one of the reasons we are the best address on the cartouche

We only have one huge wrench? What if we need to turn two huge bolts at the same time?

Sorry I have been gone. Mission for the Tok’ra. Enough said

Carter is watching MacGyver again? What does she see in that show?

Sometimes this deep underground, I lose track of the days. At least there is jello.

Happy Fathers’ day.

This machine knows WAY too much!

General, why are you moving my office to P3X-3592? That planet has 30 hour days? So? Yes I did say there were not enough hours in the day to read the office memos. Got it sir. I will start reading.

So these guys could be huge Allie’s in the fight against the Goa’uld. Teal’c if you are about to tell me that you had already heard about them in “Jaffa legend” and never mentioned it until now, I am going to lose it.

I gotta admit, the fact that radio and video can travel both ways through an open wormhole is pretty convenient!

Is it just me or do all the NPR reporters appear to be Tollan?

If there is an unscheduled offworld activation, I don’t want to know about it today.