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It's so horrifyingly hypnotizing that I'm not sure I can live tweet this entire film #CatsMovie

The proportions are too inconsistently off. It almost gives me vertigo.

I've always had a soft spot for Cats, but re-watching the Top Hooper movie is creeping me out even more than the first time in movie theaters... #CatsMovie

Ticket #giveaway for #HomofortheHolidays at @centuryballroom #Seattle #burlesque #drag gvwy.io/5gj0yig

@pk421 One guy totally got "checked," and then they all "pig-piled" on each other in some sort of "celebration," or something...

The phrase, "jumping the shark" has totally jumped the shark.

Overheard on the bus: "The only president that could get us out of Iraq and defeat ISIS is Jesse Ventura."

It's been 20 years and I *still* can't figure out what a jellicle cat is....

Have you ever made a pasta sauce so terrible that you put the pasta back in the colander and wash it off? I have....

#Superbowl #Seahawks #Bandwagon #DontCare #TheTonysAreMySuperbowl

DON'T TURN ON THE BLENDER!! #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

Guess I'm doing two sets tonight! http://t.co/ST6kOhdl4x"

I watched an impressive 13 minutes of football today. And while most of it made sense, I still can't figure out who the goalie is....

I want to open a poultry-themed Mom & Pop restaurant called, "Duck Diner-sty"

What if vegetables could talk, but we just can't hear them!?!

One time I stuck my head in the ocean and heard an octopus laughing....

"New This Season: The Homeless Look" Perfect for @alsexmckay #ROTKT #Whatcomedy

"Toast, eggs, bacon, toast, waffles, and toast!" #ROTKT #Whatcomedy

Adult Disney: "Super-cali-fuck-the-dishes-I'm-just-going-to-Rumors"

Every time a drag queen falls, Ru Paul chokes on a tic-tac