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equities. certified public tax advisor (Germany). master of international taxation (MiTax). treaties for the avoidance of double taxation and more such shit.

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Joined January 2019
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$TSLA $AAPL $MSFT $META $AMZN $GOOGL $AMD $NVDA $AVGO $MU 1 is not like the others
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The internet is undefeated
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One thing you have to like about AMD. You dont have to worry about a Chinese spy being sent to seduce their CEO
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🤣🤣🤣 The meltdown is delicious
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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Who did this lmao
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I manage $20 billion I've never been more certain of a stock market crash Just liquidated all my clients' holdings and put them into canned tuna futures to hedge against a coming crash and apocalypse
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JUST IN: SpaceX's largest customer revealed to be Anthropic, surpassing the US government as its biggest source of revenue & accounting for over a third of total revenue. — Bloomberg
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ICYMI: @Muse knows what's up. EPYC to see @Meta's success.
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$NVDA, $AMD and $AVGO have expressed nonbinding interest in buying up to $5B of $META shares combined.
$META announced plans to raise approximately $35 billion through two offerings: > $22.5B in Class A common stock through forward sale agreements. > $12.5B in depositary shares representing mandatory convertible preferred stock. Interestingly, NVIDIA, AMD and Broadcom have expressed nonbinding interest in purchasing up to $5 billion of Meta shares combined. Meta is also planning a potential $60 billion offering program for its new nonvoting Class C shares starting in Q1 2027. Together, the plans could provide approximately $95 billion in equity financing capacity as Meta prepares to spend $135B to $145B on capital expenditures in 2026.
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Replying to @Yuchenj_UW
I think we’re going to see a lot of stranded compute in partially complete data centers
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Bull market tech utopia optimism giving way to bear market dystopian pessimism is perhaps the final ingredient necessary for a durable rebound in alcohol consumption. Long $DEO $STZ $BF.B etc
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MAJOR U.S. BANKS DETECT UNAUTHORIZED AI AGENTS ACCESSING CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS — AXIOS Major banks, including $JPM, $BAC, $MS and $WFC, are confronting security risks from third-party AI agents accessing customer accounts, according to Axios. Some agents have reportedly attempted actions beyond user instructions, raising concerns about unauthorized transactions and fund transfers. Morgan Stanley has begun blocking third-party agents, while JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citi are restricting access. Banks warn they cannot reliably distinguish legitimate user activity from autonomous AI agents, even when customers have voluntarily shared their credentials.
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🚨🇬🇧🇪🇺 A major Google Cloud outage is disrupting banking, payments, deliveries, and dozens of online services across Britain and parts of Europe. Google reported elevated errors and intermittent network failures in its London-based cloud region, affecting more than 35 products. Revolut customers have experienced severe problems accessing their accounts, including card payments and transferring money, though the company says customer funds and data remain safe. HSBC, Lloyds Bank, Royal Mail, DPD, Rightmove, and Screwfix are among the other companies reporting service disruptions. Google's engineers are investigating the problem, with no immediate workaround or confirmed timeline for full recovery. Writer: Mhedi
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The man who co-founded OpenAI turned down Meta and built a company worth $30 billion in under a year. Then he went back to his old university and told the graduates this: “The day will come when AI will do all the things that we can do.” Not some of them. All of them. University of Toronto, 6 June 2025. Ilya Sutskever gets an honorary doctorate from the school where he started. He arrived in Canada at 16, sat in a Toronto high school for about a month, and was then let into the university straight into third year. It was here, with Geoffrey Hinton and Alex Krizhevsky, that he helped build AlexNet in 2012. The neural network that kicked off the modern AI boom. Then OpenAI. Chief scientist. The research behind the models millions of people now use every day. In May 2024 he left. In June he started Safe Superintelligence. By March 2025 it was valued at $30 billion. Meta tried to buy it. He said no. So when this man stands at a podium for ten minutes, people listen. He does not talk about money. He talks about time. His argument fits in two sentences. Your brain is a biological computer. So why could a digital one not do the same things? Anything you can learn, he says, AI will be able to learn too. Slowly, or maybe not so slowly. That is the part people clip and share. The part they skip is what he tells graduates to do about it. The rules he gives are simple: Accept reality as it is. Not how you want it to be. Not how it was last year. Don’t waste time regretting the past. Every hour spent on what went wrong is an hour not spent on what comes next. Ask one question: what is the best next step? Then take it. Then ask again. You may not care about AI. AI will still affect your life. Ignoring it is not a strategy. Watch what AI can actually do. Not the hype, not the fear. The real capability. That is what tells you how much time you have. He ends by calling it the greatest challenge humanity has ever faced, and says overcoming it will bring the greatest reward. The full speech is free. Ten minutes on YouTube. No login, no course, no waitlist. What it costs you is ten minutes, and one uncomfortable question: if anything you can learn, a machine can learn too, what are you learning right now that it can’t?
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You can't make this up: This clown is the chairman of the Committee on Research, Technology, Aerospace, and Technology Assessment of the German Parliament 🤡
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With the MI355X generation and great software improvements, AMD is now NVIDIA tier. And with NVIDIA pulling the 5090, their consumer GPUs are competitive too. It's a damn shame Intel doesn't have people to antagonize on Twitter. They could be next, but alas, no leadership.
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Star Wars in a whole new style: "Rasta Wars"✨💫
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