Ace Fitzsimmons

Not today Philly! Let's go Caps, Pittsburgh is up next

Flyers suuuuck! Their fans are even worse

Caps up 2-0 in the series! Outscoring the Flyers 6-1, they're not looking so hot #CapsFlyers

2-4 feet of snow between today and Monday LETS GOOO! winter ain't over!

Caps look fucking GOOD! Flyers don't stand a chance

Happy "sucks to be an only child" day! A fake day where you can see how awesome having siblings would have been!

LETS GO OVIIIIII! HAT TRICK FOR THE 50TH GOAL! #GR8

Fuckkkkk the Penguins, bunch of pussies. Let's get this win Caps!

Hot damn we're getting some serious snow tonight, y'all can have your spring. I'll take 2 more months of winter

I hate the Rangers, let's get it Caps! #CapsRangers

NOT TODAY PENGUINS!!

LETS GOOOO CAPS! #penssuck #CapsPens

Damn RIP Dave Mirra

They disguise it, hypnotize it, television made you buy it

Oh good, I got paper towels

Spent $100 at the grocery store and didn't buy shit

LETS GO CAPS! Habs suck

Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again - Mr. "Sunshine on my goddamn Shoulders" John Denver