The check is in the mail. Hobbies first, work in your spare time. Libertarian. #BroncosCountry Let's Ride
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Ignorance is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
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*Taps this.*
James Gunn and Peter Safran found out that they were no longer going to be running DC Studios this past Friday.
Skydance co-CEOs David Ellison and Ynon Kreiz broke the news to them in person.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
When did Broncos twitter become such a bunch of whiny bitches? There are plenty of things to work on, but 2-2 vs. the best the NFL has to offer is hardly anything to be ashamed of. If Arizona routs us tho I think that's legitimate cause for a crashout.
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Were the moon landings faked?!
Here's the truth. They DID fake them, but they hired Stanley Kubrick, the best director, to fake it so the film would be impossible to disprove.
Unfortunately, Kubrick's obsessive need for accuracy meant they had to film it on location.
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September 7, 1986
#Broncos #Raiders
John Elway (21-35-239-2 1-23-1) catches a TD from Steve Sewell
#BroncosCountry
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"If we are to discuss the idea of God and be restricted to rational arguments then it is probably useful to know what we are talking about when we say “God.” This turns out not to be easy. The Romans called the Christians atheists. Why? Well, the Christians had a god of sorts, but it wasn’t a real god. They didn’t believe in the divinity of apotheosized emperors or Olympian gods. They had a peculiar, different kind of god. So it was very easy to call people who believed in a different kind of god atheists. And that general sense that an atheist is anybody who doesn’t believe exactly as I do prevails in our own time."
— Carl Sagan
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As a basement podcaster, (working on my beer sign) I just hope @SeanPayton sees my prediction for the Broncos week 1.
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Last week in Arizona, Marine Corps Engineers extended a steel barrier between the United States and Mexico by two and a half miles.
It's all part of a plan to make, uh, illegal aliens walk an extra two and a half miles.
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Wrath of Khan isn’t canon because Chekhov wasn’t on the Enterprise until Season Two
Selective forgiveness of retcons is highly illogical
Yet all too common among primitive life forms 👀
Peck Spock is not canon Spock because he is not in canon Star Trek. He is with T'Pring on the fake new Enterprise in SNW when in canon he has not seen her since childhood. He still has an "adopted sister" who is still Michael Burnham. He does not experience Pon Farr.
Strange New Worlds is not canon Star Trek, but it's canon NuTrek.
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Okay here are my superhero takes for you to agree or fight me on.
Christopher Reeves was hands-down the best Superman.
Tobey Maguire was the best Spiderman, though it's not as clear-cut as Reeve's Superman. (Also does it "bug" you as much as me that Spiderman's classic outfit is red? There are vanishingly few red spiders.)
We have not yet had the definitive live-action Batman.
What do you say?
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And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra.
And, at number two?
Ezra.
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“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."
"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)
variety.com/2026/tv/news/wei…
