I don’t think we’ll ever see an ass whooping like we saw last night for a long time 💀 I’m still in disbelief
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Y’all are about to lose Senate seats in Kansas, Ohio, Texas and Alaska, in large part thanks to 20-40% swings among Latino voters, and five days before the election you’re mocking them from the WH account? Bravo, guys.
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They don’t make episodes like this no more.
Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it.
There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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BREAKING: The #Panthers have fired DC Ejiro Evero, per @JFowlerESPN.
Evero has been Carolina's DC since 2023.
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
A new study found that about three in four deceased NFL players from 2008 to 2023 had CTE huffpost.com/entry/study-fin…
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BREAKING: Average U.S. gas prices under Trump have officially surpassed the Biden-era average.
People from the future are gonna look back at these videos and wonder how Americans were so stupid to elect this guy twice.
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Economic analysis shows that the Trump admin claimed they added 1,200,000 new jobs to the economy in 2025.
They later corrected this number down to only 116,000 jobs, a 90% drop from their initial number.
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Texans HC DeMeco Ryans announced that WR Tank Dell is going to play Sunday vs. the Giants in what will be his first NFL game since December 2024.
As long as he keeps playing like this….. pay him



































