Christopher M. Johnson

Even the nicest editor has a breaking point. I've just helped my editor find theirs

Personality type: aisle seat but also want to control the window shade

Ok so all in all, who had the best time in Sicily?

.@vivianle i'll do my part

Kissing his feet at the end. I did tear up

I want this s**t stirrer in our weekly staff zooms

Every once in a while you get that one coworker who'll stop at absolutely nothing to see a joke through. Your bluff gets called, and then one UPS delivery later, here you are, dressed like @StoveTop stuffing (unrelated: @vivianhle is ruthless)

my mom would typically handle these situations with a riddle: "do you want me to give you something to cry about?"

I went to the Braithwaite exhibition at the @NYHistory and it was excellent and please take a moment to LOOK AT ABBEY LINCOLN

I would like to start a support group for getting through first drafts. Anyone want to join?

I watched "whatever happened to baby jane?" the other day & was reminded that we really used to sit and drink whole glasses of milk with our food

Nostalgic for the efficiency of Birthday Months at @Slate

NYC ARE YOU SEEING THIS MOON?

.@romanmars

Somewhere between vast international travel & giving pointers on my tai chi technique, @shirleyshirlw turned out such a lovely story. Listen while you shop!