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Joined November 2008
Adam Hunter retweeted
Governments of the world: stock up on food and water. AI companies: we are going to have to turn off the internet. Trump:
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Naples Florida! November 19-22nd I'm Headlining Off The Hook Comedy Club. Hope you can make it.offthehookcomedy.com/events/…
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Ilhan Omar said she will have to move due to all the threats she's been getting . She plans on heading to Philadelphia-since it’s the City of Brotherly Love.
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E-bike injuries are soaring across the U.S., with ER visits up +760%. Experts say the major cause is Tiger Woods using them since he can't drive.
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A woman claims a male passenger was watching porn and masturbating on a United flight and the airline didn’t do anything when she complained. Even worse, they offered him a Hot Towel.
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McDonald's announces its first-ever reservation-only "fine dining experience" in NYC. It’s the perfect place to tell your GF that it’s over.
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Greg shares the jokes we didn't use this week
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The Atlanta Falcons posted a throwback logo and many people thought it looked like Nazi imagery. Things got even worse when the QB opened the game throwing a Heil Mary.
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A rapper named “Mercedes New” was arrested in a $4.6 million food stamp fraud scheme. He now goes by “Mercedes Repossessed.”
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Canada! New Westminster! November 5th thru the 8th I'm Headlining The House of Comedy! Hope you can make it. #NewWest #BC #Canada #AdamHunter bc.houseofcomedy.net
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Adam Hunter retweeted
Any "booing" you might hear is from restless spirits of the undead... certainly not from anything I'm saying onstage JoeDeVito.com/gigs
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After finding out she’s American, the ICE Agents deported themselves.
Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan. "Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show. Area 51, maybe?
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LeBron James was practicing his golf swing during the national anthem…making that two sports he’ll never be better than Michael Jordan at.
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Adam Hunter retweeted
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When they gave me a Deaf Interpreter for the show #AdamHunter #Comedy #Jokes #StandUp #Deaf
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Replying to @AdamComedian
I'm not saying you should have split the door with him, but I hope you tipped him out.
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Replying to @AdamComedian
Omg. You stumbled your way into a set of the year. Congratulations what an enjoyable moment.
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