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Likes stinky fish, will post random cat pictures. 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇱 🇲🇹 🇮🇪 🇦🇺

further away the better
Joined September 2019
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Breathe - Released 30 years ago today The Prodigy HQ
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At the doctor's: Do you smoke? No. Do you drink? <cautiously> Yeeeees. How much do you drink? Oh, I stick to published guidelines* *I personally favour the 1979 guidance.
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Apparently Russell Brand used to watch porn with his Dad. I watched The Battle of Britain with mine, which led to a lifetime of fascination with that bloody doorbell.
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Kit of the week This one divides opinion. It's @NorwichCityFC back in 1993/94. Here's Jeremy Goss with a belter away at Leeds. How do you rate this kit? #NCFC
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Kids today won't ever understand how good Football Italia was on Channel 4
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It’s 33 years since Norwich knocked Bayern Munich out of the UEFA Cup. Here’s the BBC’s live coverage after the final whistle that night. Two mins watching the celebrations and a look at the goal, before the Sportsnight theme sees us out. Glory days.
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Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
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A donkey's mistake left 51 dead According to foreign media, worshippers inside a mosque in #Afghanistan were performing their prayers when a frightened donkey bolted and entered the mosque. Some angry worshippers opened fire on the donkey, killing it. The news reached the donkey's owner, who, enraged, rushed to the mosque, opened fire on the worshippers with a hail of bullets, and fled. Thirteen worshippers were killed inside the mosque. The remaining worshippers, enraged, launched an attack on the donkey owner's village using light and heavy weapons, killing 38 people, including 33 women. Ultimately, a donkey going to a mosque resulted in the deaths of 51 people.
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This story of a donkey causing 51 deaths at an Afghan mosque is false and has been repeatedly debunked. The video shows a 2022 shooting in Karachi, Pakistan, over a money dispute with no fatalities; no such incident occurred. factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32… saptashwatv.com/international/…
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Damn. A Ryanair pilot has just finished training and somehow our simulator is now 80 miles away and in the middle of nowhere.
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'So, Chancellor. Are you going to cut taxes, reduce red tape, shrink the bloated public sector and get the economy moving again?' Even better than that, dear...GHERKINS!
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The one who made this wins today’s Internet! @IlhanMN
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The unwritten rule of cricket: NEVER bowl a bouncer to a fast bowler who can bowl 95mph back at you. 😭 After being struck flush on the helmet by a Fanie de Villiers bouncer, the South African slip cordon laughed. Big Devon looked at them, made a promise, and turned the second innings into an absolute warzone. Allan Donald later called it "the most destructive piece of fast bowling I have ever seen."🤯 Devon Malcolm turned a bruised helmet into a career-defining 9 for 57 demolition. 🔥
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Replying to @SenSanders
I live in Europe and we're dropping like flies because of climate change. I'm thinking of just digging my own grave, getting in it, and waiting for climate change to take me.
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I'll require these three items and some money or I'm not playing.
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“You don't have anything from the Allied side?" "No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
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Bonkers !!!
Nurburgring in the 1970s
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Happy Trafalgar Day.
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Have a totally Triffic Trafalgar day everyone! Lets hear if for the lads!
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