Adam Tumber

Time has not been kind to the Village People #WorldCup2026

Never have I ever seen a more appropriate caption than “eternite” #OpeningCeremony

They got anyone available who isn’t a tennis player? #OpeningCeremony

I’ve needed a wee for twenty minutes but I dare not go in case something actually happens #OpeningCeremony

They’ve sent the torch to reignite Notre Dame haven’t they? #OpeningCeremony

Not sure “imagine there’s no countries” kind of works for the Olympics #OpeningCeremony

Mawkish Lennon Cover Klaxon #OpeningCeremony

Has Trevor Nelson popped up yet to talk about how his French cousin is involved in the choreography? #openingceremony

Looks like Ed Sheeran ate Wonka’s forbidden Chewing Gum #OpeninCeremony

Can’t wait for Parkour Berk to take his mask off and it’s Eric Cantona #OpeningCeremony

Je suis, trop sexy pour ma chapeau #OlympicGames

Cro(atia) West? #eurovision

Slovenia let these lads represent them on the condition they stopped going door to door with the Watchtower #eurovision

Coincidentally “Blood and Glitter” are two things you’ll really struggle to get off the carpet #eurovision

I started typing Right Said Friedrich but this is something entirely different 😂 #EUROVISION #germany

Which Marvel superhero has she come as? #EUROVISION #Norway

Massive FBI shootout at a Texas compound vibes with this chap #eurovision #moldova

Feel like I’ve seen Indiana Jones take on this bloke at some point #EUROVISION #moldova

I like descriptive act names almost as much as place names that are also instructions #eurovision #armenia #brunette