Liking someone’s story accidentally is my worst nightmare. BC ab usko lagega hum dost hain. Chee.😭

Watched the first episode of the last season of Koffee With Karan, and I understand why it’s going to be the last. #snoozefest

There are good guys in the world and ALL OF THEM ARE WOMEN.

It is so ironic that on World Mental Health Day, India’s mental health is in shambles, much like the democracy it lives in. At this point, everyone needs therapy, especially the system.

Arrey o mard… Aurat ko devi ka darja baad mein dena, pehle usse insaan toh samajhna seekh.

Gyanesh visarjan toh banta hai boss.

“Actually men are suffering from male loneliness epi-” Me:

My colleague put ambient music in the room where we are sitting. It “helps her concentrate” it seems. BC now I feel I am in a lift and full motion sickness is happening.🫠

Kinda chic to be political.

Kinda chic not to care about kaun kya kahega.

Maybe in your thirties, the most meaningful friendship is the one you build with your own body❤️

Mujhe workout karte ek mahina kya ho gaya, meri dost jaane kyun mujhse Hyrox ki baatein karne lag gayi. Kal tak toh mujhe Hyrox koi protein shake ka naam lag raha tha. Aaj pata chala workout hai bhaiii😭

Iss protest mein CM Rekha Gupta ko main aise bhooli hu jaise meri feelings ko mere ex ne bhoola tha💀

Hot take: Woke therapy speak men are the absolute worst.

He used to lovingly say “you are mad” Bc sach mein pagal bana ke chala gaya🫠

#Bangalore #Bengaluru people take a look at Aditya, and if you know anything please DM me. It is URGENT!

In the movie #Cocktail, they gaslit Veronica.

Them: AI will take your jobs. ED: Humara toh BJP le gayi.

Last April: my dad came to see me in the ICU. Today: he is coming to celebrate 365 smoke-free days.

Papa ready to supervise the paint job. Ab toh painter bhaiyaa ko bhagwan hi bachaye💀