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Only those who risk going too far, can possibly know how far they can go. #TriggerWarning #BubblyGumDrop

Joined September 2020
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๐’ฒ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ๐’น๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’. ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‡๐“Ž ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘’๐“๐“ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐“๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐’น๐‘œ.
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"You're not a boy, but you're the best boy?"\\\
"I /am/ the best boy, actually."
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"Your favorite boy has arrived."
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He is /very/ confused as to why Yancy started dancing during their fight-
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A laugh. "Come on now Darlin', we /both/ know you're not good at that /either/."
"Yeah wells, I ain't too good with words." A pause. "Could jus' punch ya."
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"Yeah well, I hate to break it to ya mate, but you're not. I've actually heard that one quite a few times before, so try again."
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"Ha ha, you think you're so clever doncha?"
"Illinois? More like Illi-noying."
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A blank stare. "Uh huh...../sure/ you haven't."
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"Gonna crack my back like a fuckin' glowstick."
"I /was/ gonna go with it, really. I just.....don't even know what happened."
"All I did was say I wasn't a cowboy-"
A small sigh as he crouches, hand moving to hold his hat to his chest. "Listen little lady, I'm truly sorry for uppsetting you."
A small sigh. "I didn't mean to upset her-"
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Well, he's an adventurer......not a cowboy. Didn't mean to ruin her day-
He's......not a cowboy. He'll let her have this though-
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