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1,499 votes • Final resultsWe reject the Israeli reports of Pak Army collecting Brass Scrap of mortars, Drones in Yemen & selling it in Riyadh scrap Market to Bengali Traders at 7 Riyal per KG.
Our Army is there to defend Saudi Arabia.
We are Collecting scraps for research & development purposes.
To expose Yahoodi false flag incident me & Gen Asim went to Karachi Lahore PIA flight.
We want to expose how come Omani pilot brought dagger inside plane.
After reaching 35,000 ft we searched the PIA pilot
Good news we found no dagger but we found 2 Rocket launcher, 5 grenades
Gen Asim asked me how we can avoid going to Saudi to fight without making them angry.
I told him we should raise bigger threat in Pak hence we should drop nuke on ourselves & blame Endia
This will shift attention on us & we’ll get relief funds from them at same time.
He agreed
Gen Asim signed defence pact with me & said attack on one will we considered as attack on both.
I made him stay late night to discuss Ghazwa e Hind strategy.
He went home late later his wife beat him for coming late.
Today morning he dissolved the pact & started ignoring me
India released its documentary on Operation Sindoor on Discovery Channel
We Pakistanis released our side of the story on PornHub how India screwed us during same time.
Difference is clear.
Why can’t world accept the fact we give paleet Hollywood ideas which make them earn billion of dollars globally.
Spiderman, Batman etc copied our Burqa & cover their face to fight crime & see they made billions worldwide.
We Pakistanis demand 50% profit share from Marvel & DC.
Today at 1:30 pm gunman from KPK entered GHQ Pindi injuring 3 & killing 7 guards who were sleeping during their Lunch break.
Shame on these Khawarij who never dare to attack our Professional Army during their Duty time which is 9 am - 5 pm with 1 lunch hour break (1 pm - 2 pm ).
Many of you are asking how I convinced Saudi and Turkey to sign defence deal with Pakistan
I threatened Saudi & Turkey to either sign the deal of else Pakistan will ask $10 billion loan from both of them.
They Agreed.
Just read the joint declaration of Saudi Pak Turkey joint defence deal which states that war declared on anyone will be considered as war declared on all three
But in the last point it mentions that if anyone defeated in the war only Pak Army will surrender & remove their pants
Shame on Pak Govt.
To seek Indus water from Endia our Pak Govt is claiming that we’re real children of Indus valley civilisation.
How can we abandoned our real Arab Fourfathers. We must drink Arabian Sea water & never drink this napak & paleet Hindu water.
Pakistan Zindabad!
If Kashmiris do not want to live with Pakistan they’re free to go to India or elsewhere just pay us 20 plates Chicken Biryani per square meter.
Why is Darinder Moodi getting all the awards despite he never stopped any War.
Our Pak Army Generals were never appreciated for stopping wars.
Gen AAK Niazi who stopped 1971 war by signing Instrument, Gen Musharraf who stopped 1999 Kargil war by not accepting dead bodies
Today is the first anniversary of Operation Sindoor when our Pakistan got 90 tons metal in the shape of 78 missiles from India which roughly added Rs 5.5 cr PKR to Pakistan Economy.
India lost 78 missiles & we won Rs 5.5 crore PKR.
Thanks to Pak Army.
Pakistan Zindabad !
If Mamata wants we can supply them Nuclear Weapon free of cost.
We Pakistani always sympathise with Bengalis.

