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Ñoño de software 💻, ninja🥷, escritor 📝, haciéndole el loco a la música 🎹🎸 y papá de 🐈🐈‍⬛🐕‍🦺. Me gusta demasiado todo.

Joined August 2009
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Abampiro retweeted
WTF DO YOU MEAN HE SPENT HOURS TALKING TO GROK ASKING ABOUT VENEZUELA????? God we are the dumbest country on the planet.
The ranking members of the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees have written a letter to President Trump asking whether he has been soliciting advice from Grok in order to help carry out his official duties as President of the United States. They also demanded that he preserve any prompts sent to Grok, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity, as well as outputs in response to those prompts, that were 'submitted to AI chatbots in carrying out your constitutional, statutory, or other official or ceremonial duties.' The letter was provided by Politico.
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Last thing Jensen Huang saw before leaking Rubin R200 OASIS layout files to the CCP
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Meanwhile en Armenia: - La oposición propone crear un "Ministerio de Mujeres insatisfechas" para mejorar las tasas de natalidad. - El portavoz del Gobierno les pregunta si van a estar sus madres. El resto es historia y una oda al parlamentarismo post-soviético. Enjoy.
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Binance users watching their money disappear in the largest heist in crypto history
BREAKING: Binance has been hacked with wallets across the Ethereum, Bitcoin, and TRON networks seeing outflows of -$5.7 billion. The hack includes $1.45 billion worth of Bitcoin and $875 million worth of ETH. If confirmed, this would mark the biggest hack in crypto history. We expect more information shortly.
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Abampiro retweeted
this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Abampiro retweeted
Player gets banned for selling items even though it was the correct play (they won) Another week of Riot banning players trying to win games
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Cuando vas saliendo de la sinagoga y ves que un gentil va a cruzar la calle sin mirar a dos lados
Lo que me estoy jijeando. Aguas Goy
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Hearing someone is on chemo for cancer kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
Hearing someone is on antidepressants for depression kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
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Abampiro retweeted
4 trillion dollar company behaviour btw
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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Uh… guys?
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
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Abampiro retweeted
Be Algerian > Kick out the French > Kick out the Jews > Millions of Algerians move to France > Kick out the French again > Kick out the Jews again
> Be Algerian > Kick out the French > Kick out the Jews > Your country is now a dysfunctional shithole > $6,000 GDP per capita despite immense natural resources > Millions of Algerians move to France > Try to burn down Paris as revenge for how much your country sucks
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"Ho ho, and where did that bring you old friend? That's right, back to me."
Trying to find the origin of the term "Demon King" or "魔王" and while originally it merely reveals to the source of evil in Buddhism more or less in regards to how it appears commonly in fiction the first appearance is FUCKING TOLKIEN IT'S ALWAYS TOLKIEN I'M GOING TO SCREAM
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Elites: "You'll own nothing and be happy." Gamers: "You'll sell nothing and be miserable."
Store de jeux sur PS5 jailbreak, en gros c’est le store de Sony mais avec tous les jeux, updates et DLC gratuits mdr
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When I’m a medieval farmer and go outside to enjoy the cool summer night air only to witness the colossal skinned corpse of a god appear for a fraction of a second and then vanish right before my eyes
Rare red sprites captured above a village in Corsica during thunderstorms near Spain Photographer Florian Riou captured this rare phenomenon, in which red flashes appear high above thunderstorms and last only a few milliseconds
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Abampiro retweeted
cyberpsycho encounter
i'm pretty sure this is the actual real life backstory to the seattle street samurai who fought off 50 cops for 11 hours straight he was screaming about the demon in the blade taking over his mind while shrugging off nonlethal rounds this is an actual real life event from 1997
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they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time
suicide annulé car je dois manifester
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Abampiro retweeted
"México protagoniza la mayor campaña antisemita desde el holocausto"
El embajador de Israel 🇮🇱 dice que , cito textual, “México protagoniza la mayor campaña antisemita desde el holocausto”. JAJAJAJAJAJA, es increíble el nivel de victimización de estos payasos.
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Sharia Law vibes
- Not 90% naked - No link in bio - No goonbait Holy shit women with self respect still exist
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