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Johannesburg
Joined September 2018
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The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. πβ€οΈπβ€οΈ
My ancestors are going to be so disappointed with the two parties I'm voting for this Wednesday. πππ§
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Democracy:
Imagine 10 people on a bus. Five don't vote. Of the five who do, three vote for the driver to drive off a cliff.
The majority wins.
Now all 10 people are going over the cliff, including the five who never voted and the two who voted against it.
That's democracy. π
I have so much respect for people who skip the small talk and get straight to the point when texting. ππ½
Honestly, you don't even have to greet me. Just say what you came to say. π
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Let's compare the numbers in South Africa πΏπ¦π
π VW Polo Vivo: 6L/100km Γ R30.25 = R181.50 per 100km
β‘ Geely E2: 15.2 kWh/100km Γ R3.50 = R53.20 per 100km (charging at home)
That's a saving of R128.30 every 100km with these figures.
Now imagine driving 2,000km a month. π
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I'm genuinely confused about this immigration debate in South Africa.
Is being in the country illegally not a crime? π€
Sometimes I just want to give up on everything, move back to the rural and herd cattle. π
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ππππ πππ!!!
#MTN8 Final tickets are sold out!!!
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Saturday, 10 October
#UNPLAYABLE
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Waited all day now getting this error ππ
#MTN8Final
Replying to @HermanMashaba
@HermanMashaba please confirm
Herman Mashaba Says South Africa πΏπ¦ Shouldn't be Part of BRICS and Must Maintaining Strong Relations With the United States πΊπ²
I thought he was smart, I never thought he wants South Africa to continue being puppetsπ©
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Replying to @Vodacom
@Vodacom Iβm really concerned about the service Iβve been receiving lately.
I was told my Home LTE would be cancelled at no extra charge once I find an alternative. I went ahead and got fibre from you, and now Iβm being told I canβt cancel the Home LTE unless I am charged.
So now Iβm expected to pay for both Home LTE and fibre? How does that make sense? π€
Please sort this out, this has been going on since the 7th of July and almost every couple of days I have to explain myself to different agents.






