my so-called son Micheal is so damn stupid
when he was little he once got locked inside a mattress store all night and the bitch slept on the floor
awwww i love you guys too…as if you were my own children...
...if my children were a mediocre band with no talent, rhythm or future at all
life is one kiddos…or two for some of us…but just be who you want to be and be damn proud of it
and if someone has a problem with it…take them to the nearest safe room at Freddy Fazbears, that usually works
follow me to the non suspiciously dark safe room where no one can hear anything
i can make your wish come true
that would explain the mysterious handsome green man i keep seeing every time i try to see the office
