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Picks for #UFC334. Some prejudice has been applied.
Main Event - I will jump off the couch and do a happy dance if Hokit beats Gane the Cheater. It's a perfect storm. I've been on Team Hokit since day one, and Gane is a dickbag. Not because of Chama, but he finished Tuivasa and JDS with back of the headshots too. Hokit is undersized for Heavyweight, and Gane is genuinely a very talented striker. Hokit could get his wrestling going, but Gane has managed to display decent anti-wrestling against anyone that's not Jon Jones. Head says Gane, but heart says Hokit.
Co-Main - Has ring-rust and time dulled the claws of the Lioness? is she still the same warrior that slumped Cyborg cold in the first? The same could be said of her opponent... Harrison has been out with injuries for almost a year. Leaning Nunes for this one.
Rest of the card - Borralho gets his wrestling going and shows Belgaroui levels (be stoked to be wrong here though). Kevin Holland is in his washed-era, Medic finally cracks that chin. Hasan styles on Gurule.
Wonderboy. I'm not crying, you're crying. The nicest man in MMA. I think he gets it done over "Say it again" Radtke in his retirement fight. I hope they give him a worthy retirement package.
McKinney - still never had a performance bonus. Maybe against Jim Miller? Crafty vet performance is always on the cards, but I think McKinney is too explosive too early.
The only thing that both DC and Jon Jones ever agreed on was that Dustin Poirier gets the pass.
Buckley just trying to attention farm since he on a losing streak. He's about 5 months too late to be relevant.
My favorite fighter in every division right now:
FLW: Joshua Van ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฒ๐ฒ
BW: Song Yadong ๐จ๐ณ
FTW: Diego Lopes ๐ง๐ท
LW: Charles Oliveira ๐ง๐ท / Dan Hooker ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
WW: Carlos Prates ๐ง๐ท
MW: Sean Strickland ๐บ๐ธ
LHW: Jiri Prochazka ๐จ๐ฟ
HW: Josh Hokit ๐บ๐ธ
The Incredible Hok - @Josh_HokitUFC - just released a rap and it lowkey slaps. ๐ถ
I mean, it's no "Can't Be Touched" - Roy Jones Jr still reigns supreme for raps released by fighters, but this is lowkey catchy.
I've been training, I've been focused.
Knock you out in front of POTUS. ๐
Middle fingers in the air for Team Hokit!
Hyped for #UFC334. LFG. ๐ฅ
He's waiting for his latest cycle of steroids to clear the system.
๐จ Islam Makhachev explains why he turned down the Carlos Prates fight in January
"They offered me a fight with Prates, who recently lost to [Ian Garry], someone I beat. If I beat him, Morales would already be next in line, who's not fighting and waiting for [a title shot].
Just let them fight and we will figure out who's the real challenger."
(via pound4padel/IG)
Watching @PetrYanUFC fight is so awesome. That clip from @illa below is a perfect example. Yan with the data downloaded is mythical. He enters The Matrix and goes super saiyan.
BUT....
As @BenTheBaneDavis said, those slow starts kill me. For the first 1.5 rounds against Merab he looked bewilderingly stiff and threw almost nothing. I was screaming at my TV. Once he gets going, he looks amazing, but it's almost like watching two different fighters - Yan with data, and Yan "still downloading".
These slow starts mean that three round fights are not Yan's friend. Fortunately, as champion, he's going to be fighting 5 rounders. It looks like O'Malley is going to be next. While Sean got the first one in a very, very close 3 rounder, I'm pretty excited to see what this looks like over 5 rounds. If "No Mercy" gets his reads, it could be a bad night at the office for The Suga Show.
Excellent win by Alexander Volkov!
If he didn't get robbed by Gane at UFC310, then Volkov would be on a nine fight win streak. I need to see him fight the winner of Gane vs Hokit. GIVE HIM A TITLE SHOT @danawhite #UFC333
I know you didn't think that Aaron Pico was going to lose in a fist fight with a French dude #UFC333
TFW when you're at metal show and you realize the guy you just tried to swing on in the pit got robbed against the current UFC Heavyweight Champion #UFC333
Why is Alex Pereira ranked #3 at Heavyweight? He has no wins in the weight class and a loss to Cyril Gane in which he did not look impressive. Ranking him above Volkov is just disrespectful. #UFC333
The Devastator with the high-kick! Dominic Reyes brutalizes Murzakanov in round 1! We are so back!
Reyes has now won 5 out of his last 6 with the loss coming at the hands of Ulberg, the current LHW champion. While i'd love to see Reyes vs @BorrachinhaMMA, I'm not sure the UFC will make that fight any time soon. So let's see Reyes vs Khalil Rountree early next year?
LET'S GO BOYS!!!!
#UFC333
I'm emotionally invested in Petr Yan winning, but I have a Merab t-shirt (thanks @Full_Violence mystery box).
Question, do I wear the Merab t-shirt anyway? My wife is saying I can't wear the t-shirt because it will jinx Yan, but she's the one that bought me the Mystery Box that had the Merab t-shirt in it. ๐ #UFC333
Is Movsar doing a tribute to the Old Man Volk character?
Arrived in style ๐ฎโ๐จ
@MovsarUFC | #UFC333 Press Conference is live SOON โก๏ธ ufc.ac/3Wod8Vr
Dave Gravity retweeted
๐Fans were hyped to see Song Yadong in Abu Dhabi, calling him โthe guy who knocked out Umar Nurmagomedovโ ๐
"Thanks for knocking out Umar."๐ญ
Dave Gravity retweeted
They had Amanda Nunes warm up with Dustin Poirier at ATT to prepare for her fight against Valentina Shevchenkoโฆ and apparently, things didnโt go as planned ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ Amanda: "He connected with a jab, and I said 'I don't think this is a good idea.'"
๐ฃ๏ธ Jorge: "Damn Dustin, you're the reason she left?"
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Do you remember where you were when you realized that Mighty Mouse was a casual?
For me, it was after the Sean Strickland win over Khamzat Chimaev. I was watching DJ's post-fight analysis and it was biased salty cope. In either real or feigned ignorance of the scoring criteria, he argued that because Chimaev had more takedowns and more control time, he obviously should have won. His content about Song Yadong's victory over Umar Nurmagomedov was more of the same.
Let's not even get into his most insane takes - "Anthony Joshua beats Francis Ngannou in MMA" or "Jake Paul could knock out Anthony Joshua"
His split with The MMA Guru over his loyalty to Team Khabib was the canary in the coal mine.
Maturing is realizing that Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson was a great fighter, but has pretty dumb takes on fights. Both things can be true.
Watch the video by MMA Che.
Faglier got that dawg in him. Gets badly rocked in the first, but Mahjoub gasses trying to finish him. In the 2nd Faglier started hitting Mahjoub with body shots and just melts him. #UFCEdmonton
