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Remember.. its all bullshit, but I'm a lawyer, I can help

Mombasa
Joined September 2009
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Baba Salma retweeted
"Avrei potuto vincere la guerra del Vietnam in una settimana. Hanno continuato a bombardare le foreste per anni invece di puntare su Ho Chi Minh City". Ho Chi Minh City (allora Saigon) era la capitale del Vietnam del Sud, alleato degli USA nella guerra.
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Being so broke that I can't confirm this because it will cost $500, and I can't make that now
so adhd medication fucking works this is what normal people experience ????????????? on a daily basis ?????????????? you just sit down and do shit ???????????
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Baba Salma retweeted
A client who cannot afford your professional fees is not necessarily a bad person. But a lawyer who keeps working without getting paid is creating a problem for himself. Compassion is important. So is financial discipline.
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Your water pressure is fucked, get a localized pump for your washing machine
Washing machine time is stupid. It’s read 0:04 for the last 10mins. Will this go on for another hour? 2 hours? Wdafuq? I’m this 🤏 close to shutting everything down from Kindaruma dam. Charge your phones.
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With 500k in a fixed deposit, at any bank you will get a loan of 1m!! And you can withdraw your 500k if need be
Weka sacco 500k na Anyday you can walk in and walk out with 400k within minutes bila guarantor. Na bado hiyo tano unabaki nayo.
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So called communication gender 🤣🤣
Reminds me of the time I sent manz to get me pads on his way to the house, told him the brand and the color of the packaging so he wouldn't get it wrong. Tell me why he calls a few minutes later to say: Hujaniambia size yako, nitajuaje yenye itakutosha? And I was like: Eeeeeh??
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @unreliable_na
What's wrong with that
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @unreliable_na
Aki ukicheka hausaidii 😂😂😂 unataka nijiembarass siku moja jameni
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @unreliable_na
What was wrong with the question.,,, si ata those pampers thingies have mini and maxi size range?
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Baba Salma retweeted
I wonder how the prosecutor can address the accused with a straight face.
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"The Pill", is basically just artificial oestrogen, so, no
If I took Estrogen as a born woman, would I get bigger boobs? Or does that only happen with men
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Bourdain splits the critics, as a public figure he looked honest, welcoming and non judgemental, in his private life he was a depressed junkie obsessed with sex and hedonism. Whether that makes him good or bad, is a matter of opinion
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Sovereign debt is NOT LEGITIMATE merely because a government has INCURRED it. Its legitimacy must also be examined against the LAWFULNESS of its AUTHORIZATION, the circumstances in which it was contracted, the PURPOSES for which it was incurred, the USE of its proceeds, and the interests of THE PEOPLE upon whom repayment obligations are imposed. #DeniBandia #OdiousDebt #Rekebisha
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Replying to @JaptheBaptist
1) Charlie Chaplin 2) Count Dooku 3) Colonel Sanders 4) Zapp Brannigan 5) Trump it's so simple!
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Baba Salma retweeted
The Bomas International Convention Centre had a cost variation from Kshs 31.7 billion to Kshs 45.85 billion. Talanta Stadium had a cost variation from Kshs 35 billion to Kshs 45.8 billion. The Rironi-Mau Summit Road had a cost variation from Kshs 150 billion (French) to Kshs 200 billion (Chinese) and an additional Kshs 7 billion severance fee for the French. And these are just three of many projects. "Variation" is the new looting. These people are truly shameless. I wonder why I'm saying "these people" instead of "this person".
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @thescottbarber
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Baba Salma retweeted
Ur dumb as fuck walai 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @AgainstWeaves
😂😂kizungu sio mdomo chake
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Just donate the space in your head for avoidable housing construction
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Baba Salma retweeted
Replying to @wildfreakouts
I think this may be a skit… the only reason why is because it’s a little too performative.. but it may be real
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