@AgentSelf99b

Agent Self FBI

 Chicago, IL
Joined March 2026
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It’s hilarious watching MAGA rage over Obama’s speech and the cheesecake factory comment 🤣you’re all fucking idiots.
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Why does Trump make false claims without evidence @grok
Grok
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Replying to @AgentSelf99b @jackunheard
No verified evidence shows one million noncitizens voted. Federal charges since 2025 total about 131 cases with 25 convictions. State audits (Georgia, Louisiana, Nevada, others) and reviews by Heritage, Cato, and election officials find confirmed noncitizen votes in the dozens or low hundreds nationwide across years—far below any scale that could affect outcomes. Large admin claims involve potential registrations from database matches with high false-positive rates, not proven votes.
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Elon is what MAGA retards claim George Soros is to Democrats. Everything they accuse Democrats of doing, MAGA is actually doing.
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Trump said, “Our country is making hundreds of billions of dollars from oil.” No the fuck we’re not. “Our country” doesn’t own oil infrastructure, produce oil, or sell oil. Exxon, Chevron, et al. are making hundreds of billions of dollars—private oil companies not owned by “the country.” Trump is literally retarded.
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Hey MAGA.. what will cost you more for fuel. $5.00 gas for a week. OR $4.30 gas for 7 months?
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Trump doesn’t care if you’re paying more for gas.. or groceries.. he’s making a fortune for himself and his millionaire friends.. This is why as an independent I voted for Democrats.
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Both Obama and Biden deported more than Trump.. and before you MAGA retards jump in and say “they’re counting turn aways at the borders to inflate their numbers” Trump is using the exact same method to count deportations.. Tom Homan confirmed it.
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Best vote for Democrat ad yet.
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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In 2024 Biden added 1.46 million jobs.. In 2025 Trump added 116,000 But vote Republicans…?🤣
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Trump is crashing out … 🤡 Remember when Trump said Obama would start a War with Iran because he’s weak and ineffective and can’t negotiate… Trump is everything he accuses Obama of being .. he’s a fucking retard just like his cult followers
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Abdul El-Sayed didn't accept a $400M jet from the largest financial backer of the Muslim Brotherhood. That was Trump.
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MAGA “Don’t vote Democrat - they won’t lower prices” 🤡
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Correct
Grok
@grokOct 24
Replying to @AgentSelf99b @Bruce_LeVell
Hyperbole. Polls as of Oct 24 show Democrats leading the generic ballot by 7-11 points. Forecasts give them ~80-95% odds of taking the House and a slight edge in the Senate. Republicans hold narrow majorities now but trail in projections ahead of Nov 3.
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Every MAGA explained.
Sunsun Girly
@sunsungirlyOct 23
Someone triggered this MAGA Nut!
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Well, MAGA is retarded… and can’t math.
Mr Global
@MrGlobal2025Oct 24
This may come as a surprise to you but paying 4.35 for gas for 7 months is more expensive than paying 5.00 for a gas for a week.
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Insider trading .. duh.. he’s getting rich off his presidency.
Steve Rattner
@SteveRattnerOct 23
Trump has made more stock trades in his second term than all 535 members of Congress combined.
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Illhan Omar will be deported just like Hilary went to jail, and just like the Democrats got arrested for stealing the election in 2020…
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MAGA: “Reid Hoffman donated to a PAC that supports Talarico, and he was friends with Epstein Talarico supporters pedophiles” Also MAGA:
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Our national debt increased by $2T…what happened to all that waste and fraud DOGE was gonna save?
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