@AgentShagwell

Nikki • probably high • they/he/she • Goblin + Mimzy 🌈 • @xhorehound 🖤• 18+

 Your dreams
Joined April 2016
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Went to prom with Bbno$
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I know he sucks but we can’t seriously be calling Joe Jonas ugly rn
Levi
@Ackermanlevi556Oct 26
Bro, I'm not even hating, but when a woman who looks like HER chooses a guy like HIM, I genuinely start questioning what women actually find attractive. 😭💀
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Engagement bait account from India x.com/ackermanlevi55…
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Still can’t believe the man who groomed me had this tattooed on his stomach (from his hip bone to his belly button) and now I get haunted by it every time I go to a gas stop
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No Tits McGee retweeted
Лаура 🦠@ecto_funOct 24
i want this accent so bad
Brian Roemmele
@BrianRoemmeleOct 23
1992 a meteor hit her car. Back in New Jersey and New York almost everybody I knew had “the accent”.
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None! #PenisRippedOffByPenisGnomes
Alex
@alexxdebutOct 21
how u arrange it?
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Going out just to be hot
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I wonder what it’s like to not have a sibling who fucking despises you
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Sorry for experiencing emotions
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I am taking the high road by leaving petty comments instead of going off actually
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Just returned all of my spectrum equipment
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No Tits McGee retweeted
KITTY GIRL!@Raatma666Oct 7
genuinely how i find my cats when i hear loud thuds in the middle of the night
Shi Hendrixxx
@ShiHendrixxxOct 7
How do you even find yourself in a situation like this ?
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I love when I click on a random persons account and they’ll have a couple hundred followers and one of them is fucking John Cena
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No Tits McGee retweeted
american dad@americandadzOct 3
i thought we do some bong rips, play some soul caliber
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many moons ago i was assaulted by a man (well-liked in hc at the time) who had a “kill your local rapist” tattoo. when i spoke up about it, he posted a notes app screenshot saying “but i have this tattoo and she’s mentally ill?” which was all it took to be crowned a liar
how's annie?@coolfunghostSep 30
most "leftist" men around here just want to appear safe to women so they can get the benefit of the doubt when they turn out to be huge pieces of shit
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Happy 1st gotcha day to my big stinker 🩶
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Wondering if any locals are feeling hypocritical rn
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Partner reveal
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No Tits McGee retweeted
goob@emyboxdSep 26
the hottest anyone has ever looked
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